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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

*Strolls in, opens till, takes out hundreds of dollars, goes out to still-running nouveau rich sports car with mistress the same age as daughter in it for night on the town*

Divorce happens later, but only after a very stressful period of “missed” deliveries and bouncing paycheques

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

A Fancy Hat posted:

Hey guys! So this is my son, he's gonna be your new manager. He's going to make more money than you, has no experience in the store, and I'll never actually discipline him for anything.

Ok, cool, I'm off to the golf course, just let my son know if you have any problems!

Alternatively:

Hey guys, this is my son. His constant drug and gambling issues mean that he can't retain employment anywhere good...

He's going to work here now, I think he has a lot of experience to bring to the table.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

This place makes NO MONEY! Stop using so many loving garbage bags! I have some friends coming by later, give them whatever they want.

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