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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
The last seven restaurants to open up on this corner didn’t last four months, but I’m pretty sure my Italian-Asian fusion bistro is gonna kill it here

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

StarkRavingMad posted:

The last seven restaurants to open up on this corner didn’t last four months, but I’m pretty sure my Italian-Asian fusion bistro is gonna kill it here

Okay, look, the Italian-Asian fusion didn't quite catch on in the area as much as we anticipated. But don't worry! We're just going to scale back the menu a bit to eliminate costs and focus our target demographic. From now on, we are a pizza by the slice place.

What do you mean, there's six other cheaper pizza by the slice places nearby? Our more upscale entries will make us stand out from the rest. Look, this one has pear and gorganzola cheese on it.

Also, everyone is going to have to take a pay cut. Don't worry, we'll get through this.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

StarkRavingMad posted:

Okay, look, the Italian-Asian fusion didn't quite catch on in the area as much as we anticipated. But don't worry! We're just going to scale back the menu a bit to eliminate costs and focus our target demographic. From now on, we are a pizza by the slice place.

What do you mean, there's six other cheaper pizza by the slice places nearby? Our more upscale entries will make us stand out from the rest. Look, this one has pear and gorganzola cheese on it.

Also, everyone is going to have to take a pay cut. Don't worry, we'll get through this.

gently caress. The Health Department is here. Bob is holding them off, so we got about 30 seconds, everyone listen. No one says a thing to them, ok? Not one loving word.

Janet, there's three boxes in the walk-in freezer that are just labeled "INGREDIENTS." Get those out of here. What do you mean, where? Just put them in your loving car and drive and don't stop driving until I call you...

Everything's gonna be fine, guys, everything is gonna be fine

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