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The last seven restaurants to open up on this corner didn’t last four months, but I’m pretty sure my Italian-Asian fusion bistro is gonna kill it here
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 03:47 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 16:54 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:The last seven restaurants to open up on this corner didn’t last four months, but I’m pretty sure my Italian-Asian fusion bistro is gonna kill it here Okay, look, the Italian-Asian fusion didn't quite catch on in the area as much as we anticipated. But don't worry! We're just going to scale back the menu a bit to eliminate costs and focus our target demographic. From now on, we are a pizza by the slice place. What do you mean, there's six other cheaper pizza by the slice places nearby? Our more upscale entries will make us stand out from the rest. Look, this one has pear and gorganzola cheese on it. Also, everyone is going to have to take a pay cut. Don't worry, we'll get through this.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 23:58 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:Okay, look, the Italian-Asian fusion didn't quite catch on in the area as much as we anticipated. But don't worry! We're just going to scale back the menu a bit to eliminate costs and focus our target demographic. From now on, we are a pizza by the slice place. gently caress. The Health Department is here. Bob is holding them off, so we got about 30 seconds, everyone listen. No one says a thing to them, ok? Not one loving word. Janet, there's three boxes in the walk-in freezer that are just labeled "INGREDIENTS." Get those out of here. What do you mean, where? Just put them in your loving car and drive and don't stop driving until I call you... Everything's gonna be fine, guys, everything is gonna be fine
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2020 19:07 |