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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



I convinced my emoyees to work under the table because of taxes, even though they don't earn enough to pay any taxes, but it's really just about denying them comp and overtime

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Cumfartcocktails posted:

*somehow skirts laws requiring you give employees 15-minute breaks*
*makes employees perform back-breaking repetitive labor for 10 hours a day*
"We noticed you sitting down while working on the panopticon-style camera system, we're gonna have to let you go"

You're scheduled 7.5 hours a day so we can give you 2 15 minute breaks and no lunch. It takes at least 20 minutes to walk to the cafeteria and buy lunch. Eating or drinking at the desk is forbidden. Don't be late!

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



I make a dollar, you make a dime, so please poop at home on your own time

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



sorry everyone but we don't have enough employees to run the shop without anyone going over 25 hours, and if we do that we have to give you health insurance. It's all the fault of those pesky socialists and their unemployment pay.

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