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my mom is the accountant / cleaner
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Oct 13, 2020 03:45
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im really annoyed that the guy in the unit next to me has running water
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Oct 13, 2020 04:15
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i would just sleep at work except for the rats
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Oct 13, 2020 04:16
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we get 'fresh' coffee delivered every wednesday, just go use that weird dirty giant coffee machine that youve never seen anywhere else in your life its on the house (my brother works for the company)
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Oct 13, 2020 04:18
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no i will not pay extra for loving recycling
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Oct 13, 2020 05:55
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*entire store constantly yellowing*
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Oct 14, 2020 17:57
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DO NOT throw out ANY cardboard!!! EVER
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Oct 15, 2020 19:27
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*gets "hair cut" every single thursday of every week even though everybody knows im wearing a wig*
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Oct 17, 2020 20:04
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we are now doing business as #7748495385956g-76 and thats what you'll see on your checks
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Oct 19, 2020 23:28
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lets sponsor a childrens baseball team
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Oct 20, 2020 00:49
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*door bursts open and the stale stench of beer and cigarettes wafts into the store* capsule vending machine guy: SUP GRAMPS store owner: oh no, not again capsule vending machine guy: I GOT A NEW MACHINE TO PUT IN HERE BUT IM WARNING YA ITS PRETTY YELLOW store owner: ohh capsule vending machine guy: HERES $1.25 THATS YOUR CUT FROM THE MONTH, ALSO IM TAKING THIS PLATE store owner: ohhhhh
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Oct 20, 2020 01:14
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*fire alarm goes off* stay in your chair, it's probably just a test
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Oct 27, 2020 19:57
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GUESS NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE !! WE ARE CLOSER FOR BUSINESS BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE !! NO THANK YOU TO MY INGRATEFUL INTERNS OR YOU; THE CUSTOMER !! SELLING DESCKS, PLANTS, PENCILS, CHAIRS, FAX MASHINE, RANGE FAN, FLOOR, WALLS (5), PAPER $600 EACH NO LOW BALLING NO EMAIL NO SMS
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Jul 22, 2021 14:52
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anybody who moves is fired, thats why its called the fire alarm
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Jul 22, 2021 16:50
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