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How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

I'm mostly concerned about ethical and sustainable stewardship of our earth and its precious resources so I'm starting my own artisanal vegan dick-sucking operation in which I just slowly eat a carrot in a weird way for hours. Just a small, family business right now but hey, swing by the farmer's market on Saturday morning for a demo and I think you'll agree that it's almost just as good as the "real" thing!

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# ? Oct 22, 2020 02:09

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# ? May 11, 2024 10:43

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

How Wonderful! posted:

I'm mostly concerned about ethical and sustainable stewardship of our earth and its precious resources so I'm starting my own artisanal vegan dick-sucking operation in which I just slowly eat a carrot in a weird way for hours. Just a small, family business right now but hey, swing by the farmer's market on Saturday morning for a demo and I think you'll agree that it's almost just as good as the "real" thing!

*Files a lawsuit to keep the word "dick" out of vegan dick sucking operations"

# ? Oct 22, 2020 22:54

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

You're confusing the consumers!!

# ? Oct 22, 2020 22:54

Heather Papps: hello friend

yeah things haven't been the same since the plant closed, but i was able to find a second career sucking chrome off hubcaps

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 22, 2020 23:00

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Evil Bob posted:

*Files a lawsuit to keep the word "dick" out of vegan dick sucking operations"

Yeah for legal reasons we have to call them "poles." That's right. We "smoke" them. But on the consumer end, you know, they get the picture.

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# ? Oct 22, 2020 23:05

Jaguars!

Heather Papps posted:

yeah things haven't been the same since the plant closed, but i was able to find a second career sucking chrome off hubcaps

# ? Oct 23, 2020 06:10

Android Blues

How Wonderful! posted:

I'm mostly concerned about ethical and sustainable stewardship of our earth and its precious resources so I'm starting my own artisanal vegan dick-sucking operation in which I just slowly eat a carrot in a weird way for hours. Just a small, family business right now but hey, swing by the farmer's market on Saturday morning for a demo and I think you'll agree that it's almost just as good as the "real" thing!

# ? Oct 23, 2020 08:59

FactsAreUseless

deadking posted:

dressing for the dick sucking job i want not the dick sucking job i have

Wearing an apron

# ? Oct 23, 2020 09:42

google THIS

Evil Bob posted:

*Files a lawsuit to keep the word "dick" out of vegan dick sucking operations"

You're not allowed to call it dick sucking unless you're doing it in Dick, Michigan otherwise you're stealing their brand. You have to call it "sucking in the traditional method."

# ? Oct 23, 2020 13:43

FactsAreUseless

google THIS posted:

You're not allowed to call it dick sucking unless you're doing it in Dick, Michigan otherwise you're stealing their brand. You have to call it "sucking in the traditional method."

This is a myth. The term comes from the 16th-century nobleman Lord Richard Sucking-Factory, Earl of Glansbury.

# ? Oct 23, 2020 21:07

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# ? May 11, 2024 10:43

Joey McChrist

the industry just aint been the same since it started turning to automation. dick-sucking robots as far as the eye can see...

# ? Oct 24, 2020 01:45

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