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Oolb
Nov 18, 2019
A lot of yall post a lot of poo poo which sounds very smart (i mean, there are a lot of big academic words which i know nothing about or at least know nothing about beyond your posting and there are a lot of BIG POSTS but I guess my ultimate question is. HOW THE gently caress SMART ARE YALL? give me:

you're education.
you're daily reading habits.
you're specific area of expertise(s)
what makes you think you're qualified to post the my info coke?

thanks, i love you lots.

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Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



gently caress you

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

My IQ is 420" and it drips precum. Constantly.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
I’m gay

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Poniard posted:

gently caress you

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

Maybe you could post some big words that you need help with

Innocuous
Mar 1, 2003

It's a strange world.



(1) posting
(2) posting
(3) posting
(4) posting

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
i'm basically retarded, in the non-down-syndromic sense

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I'm dumb as rocks and not fancy rocks but real common BWW rock garden rocks.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I know exactly as much as I need to

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


I’m [______t______h___________i__________s________] smart

thanks for asking op. I hope you have a relaxing night

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

i went to let's read the book school, not real school

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

raising a covid quarantine child entirely on CSPAM posts and seeing the genious end result :twisted:

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Oolb posted:

you're education.
School

Oolb posted:

you're daily reading habits.
Literally all my posts are just copied from elsewhere on the internet

Oolb posted:

you're specific area of expertise(s)
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

Oolb posted:

what makes you think you're qualified to post the my info coke?
The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on
Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"

Oolb posted:

thanks, i love you lots.
:same:

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
*PhD
*THE INTERNET
*the internet
*internet

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006

Oolb posted:


you're education.
College degree

Oolb posted:

you're daily reading habit
Mostly fictionmania and deviantart

Oolb posted:

you're specific area of expertise(s
I'm a senior innovator for a venture capitalist firm focusing on creative solutions in the private healthcare, wellness, and mindfulness spheres to bring unique and uplifting solutions to underprivileged and underserved communities in rural an ex-urban communities.

Oolb posted:

what makes you think you're to post the my info coke?
I post

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


very smart

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

gently caress. Can I change my answer?

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

I scored 90% on an IQ test in school bitch

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I graduated with honors




bitch


edit: kinda beaten

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006
i have a master's degree and one of the three jobs on the face of the planet that actually makes use of said masters degree

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

i'm a nojoe which makes me smarter than all yesjoes on this page

Classon Ave. Robot
Oct 7, 2019

by Athanatos
everybody in real life thinks I'm very smart because I'm kinda good at school stuff and speak with confidence

i'm actually perfectly mediocre, nothing good nothing bad not smart not dumb

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
95 iq

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
if i were smart i'd be a grifter, instead i'm just some dumbass who thinks principles matter in this lovely godawful reality of ours

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I'm reading through some of the scanned literature pinned to the top of the forum and I highly recommend people check it out!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I clicked on this thread, demonstrating poor judgement.

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat
i replied to this thread, demonstrating poor judgement

Joey Steel
Jul 24, 2019
I read this thread, demonstrating poor judgement

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I failed my IQ test :(

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


i post, therefore i am

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


quote:

gently caress you

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
my number is coming up

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?
The NSA really dropped the ball on this data collection methodology.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
1. Trump
2. Trump
3. Trump
4. Trump

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
dumb as dogshit and wrong about everything

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


nice try officer

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

this forum is infinitely smarter than most of online and infinitely dumber than LF was at the same time.

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Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

bus hustler posted:

this forum is infinitely smarter than most of online and infinitely dumber than LF was at the same time.

I think the liberals are starting to crack and are invading our safe spaces.

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