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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Zurreco posted:

Tweet is gone. What did it say?

I can somehow still see the text:

“The @nfl is wanting me to pick between playing in my Monday night game this week or going to my dads funeral with the new covid protocols can’t do both these rules crazy”

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Zurreco posted:

Tweet is gone. What did it say?

Jordan Phillips was wondering if he should play the next game or attend his father's funeral since he can't do both because of COVID protocols

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

3 DONG HORSE posted:

My guess is he started speeding at one speed limit and crossed a change before he got pulled over.

I hope those are separate charges just to be more insulting.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
I hope he got pulled over for speeding the first time and got a warning, then just peeled out

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Black Sunshine posted:

Did he get popped twice in the same night or something? It's an odd way to state the MPH over the limit.

it's probably from the police report and they can cite him with both because the laws are structured as separate crimes for exactly that reason

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Mystic Stylez posted:

Fitzpatrick is going to drop 500 yards on the Jets

Kalli posted:

Or 150 and inexplicably turn the ball over 5 times.

It's why AFC East games are the best

100 yards per interception then? He didn’t say 500 yards worth of offense

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
J E T S

https://twitter.com/Jason_OTC/status/1316516601697652736?s=20

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
G A S E goes into that.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Ches Neckbeard posted:

Bootleg is for cowards. You take snaps directly under center and you stand in the pocket like a real man.

Agreed.

Mayfield can't bail on the pocket to the right if he has to bootleg left.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

don't tease me like this



https://twitter.com/awfulannouncKC/status/1316543628639186945

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

man imagine going from the Jets to the Chiefs in the space of half a week. talk about a fat come up

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Kinda weird move. I mean, CEH has been good? I guess they can get him for cheap and it's insurance on CEH for another SB run.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

He wouldn't be there to take CEH's snaps, he'd be there to take Darrell Williams' snaps and he's been bad.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

If I was an owner I think the contract offset language leading to a star RB going to the super bowl favorites would piss me off more than the league minimum salary i'd be saving with it.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/bobfescoe/status/1316547279453597697


Starting to leak around the KC radio rumor mill. I wonder if he really is in KC. I've been burned so many times before



https://twitter.com/Michael_Fabiano/status/1316547803368189952

kiimo fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Oct 15, 2020

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



^^ he just wants a qb that's really close to Sam Darnold.

When ur stats are so advanced they prove Mahomes is really bad actually:

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1316541347160043523

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Kalli posted:

^^ he just wants a qb that's really close to Sam Darnold.

When ur stats are so advanced they prove Mahomes is really bad actually:

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1316541347160043523

Who broke wentz?

He's had nothing but turbo poo poo games this year even by Ben Baldwin Extremely Advanced Stats

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Ah gently caress it’ll be KC and the rich get richer

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Kalli posted:

^^ he just wants a qb that's really close to Sam Darnold.

When ur stats are so advanced they prove Mahomes is really bad actually:

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1316541347160043523

This is true

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/1316556145671254016

gently caress off P2

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

kiimo posted:

Starting to leak around the KC radio rumor mill. I wonder if he really is in KC. I've been burned so many times before

Fescoe is a wannabe shock-jock piece of poo poo, and 'between the Chiefs and four other teams' is barely even news.

I'd like Le'V I guess, but don't link that crap.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

adaz posted:

Who broke wentz?

He was always bad

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

^^ he just wants a qb that's really close to Sam Darnold.

When ur stats are so advanced they prove Mahomes is really bad actually:

Baldwin explained a couple of days ago why Mahomes is so bad here, what I took from it is the receivers are too good and he doesn't force things, so this stat doesn't track what he does well. So he's Aaron Rodgers for most of his career with good receivers by this stat I guess.

e: I should note he wasn't making GBS threads on Mahomes like he has with Rodgers, he was just saying this stat doesn't track what he's good at.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Oct 15, 2020

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Kalli posted:

^^ he just wants a qb that's really close to Sam Darnold.

When ur stats are so advanced they prove Mahomes is really bad actually:

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1316541347160043523

Lol Baldwin has wrapped back around into believing Rodgers is good again

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grittybeard posted:

Baldwin explained a couple of days ago why Mahomes is so bad here, what I took from it is the receivers are too good and he doesn't force things, so this stat doesn't track what he does well. So he's Aaron Rodgers for most of his career with good receivers by this stat I guess.

e: I should note he wasn't making GBS threads on Mahomes like he has with Rodgers, he was just saying this stat doesn't track what he's good at.

Yeah, I get what it's doing I just find it very funny and not very useful at telling us anything other then "Chiefs receivers get open"

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Kalli posted:

^^ he just wants a qb that's really close to Sam Darnold.

When ur stats are so advanced they prove Mahomes is really bad actually:

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1316541347160043523

Someone broke it down, he is really low on CPOE because his receivers usually don't have defenders near them so he is expected to complete those.

Even though he is dropping bombs 50 yards down field on a dime from his back foot.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Look at Nnamdi being an actual actor.

https://twitter.com/nenita1127/status/1316411256799064064

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
drat In a movie with Tessa Thompson too good for him

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1316720267025174528?s=21

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
poo poo beaten by seconds. Anyway:

Life (of submicroscopic infectious agents that replicate only inside the living cells of an organism) goes on.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


4 positive tests

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
I'm really curious at what point we tip over into shortening the season

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
It is morbidly funny comparing the NFL to the NCAA on how they're handling things.

4 tests ain't poo poo to a college program, you just send those guys off to quarantine until you can't put together a roster full of scholarship players.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Trying to steal the Titans' template for success I see.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

According to "personnel executives" Haskins trade value would be a mid-rounder?

https://twitter.com/BenStandig/status/1316725482268831748

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Wasn't Haskins drafted because he was dating (or married) to a football team exec's daughter or something like that?

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Welp.

At least I won't be shocked if the Panthers make a similar announcement

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







shut down the facility to give burns more time to get off the concussion protocol imo

quote:

The Falcons' new confirmed positive COVID-19 test was not a player.

A member of the organization has tested positive though, leading the team to shut down its facility three days before they're set to play the Vikings in Minnesota. The Falcons are reportedly making sure any new positive tests are not false positives. Fantasy players should track developments closely -- it's possible the Falcons-Vikings game could be shifted to another week.

Oh god imagine if it's Blank.

FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Oct 15, 2020

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
If Blank dies from COVID-19 would the owners finally take it seriously enough to consider reworking their current containment plan?


Not likely.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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Android Apocalypse posted:

If Blank dies from COVID-19 would the owners finally take it seriously enough to consider reworking their current containment plan?


Not likely.

Thoughts and prayers

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