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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Cheryl, when is my meeting with the partners from Taiwan? I want to know if I have time for some day drinking. What? It's a lunch? Alright, I'll just do a bump of coke and I'll drink at the restaurant.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
This is the 19th company that I have been made CEO of, after the last 18 were all bankrupted and dissolved (don't worry I got severance bonuses each time). I can't wait to destroy everyone's livelihoods when I inevitably bankrupt this company on my way to my next gig!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i have literally no idea what is involved in running a large business because the venn diagram of "goons" and "possesses the social skillset to get a job involving directing people" is two circles on opposite poles of the earth

Well the first thing you need to do is shed all sense of morality or humanity. You're posting on a dead comedy webforum so you're already halfway there on the humanity front.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm starting to think several of you might not actually own large businesses IRL..................

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