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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I lean back in my chair and put my feet up on the table. Then I smile at the two congressmen sitting across from me.

"You know that law about how I can't pay people in company scrip that they can only spend in stores I own? I think that law really stifles the economy. It also stifles your personal ability to have more boats."

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Who What Now posted:

I'm starting to think several of you might not actually own large businesses IRL..................

It's true. I'm very poor. Really, I'm less than poor. I'm way in the negatives.

It's hard to describe the sheer size of my debt. Every time I walk by someone sleeping in the street, I can't help but feel jealous. That person's got more money than me, even if he's got no money at all. Give me a million dollars, and he'll still have more money than me, because a million won't even make a dent.

When people talk about helping the poor, the needy, the unfortunate, they should be talking about helping me.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for an afternoon of golf at the country club I own.

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