ITT we're large business owners

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we're large business owners

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

I've never spoken an employee at this company outside of secretaries and the C-suite, and I have no idea what we do. My entire job revolves around writing inspirational screeds on LinkedIn about how I "made it" and how treating workers well benefits your bottom-line, then hitting on attractive women who comment on them. I am one of the Top 25 most highly paid CEOs in America and I have the emotional depth of a lima bean.

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