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Hello employees. Today we're going to kick off our corporate charity drive. Everyone do your part to pitch in and beat last year's record fundraising! Don't forget, I'll match your contributions to this worthy cause dollar for dollar! Now let us begin our month long browbeating trying to convince you all to pitch in when you're barely breaking even and then I'll throw in what amounts to a rounding error on my yearly profits, claim it as a tax deduction, and appear in every newspaper in the nation as some sort of philanthropist!
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2020 23:55 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 12:04 |