an extremely boring man with a jetpack

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vanisher

Approach procedures time. Landing lights check, flaps 10 degrees check, Visual Approach Slope Indicator white over red check. Let me check with the tower. Ah looks like that 737 is lining up, I'll go around.

# ? Oct 18, 2020 01:30

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# ? May 3, 2024 18:26

google THIS

EBMWaJP has a bumper sticker that says "My other car is a jetpack" on his Prius, beneath his stick figure family and next to his "Giant Meteor 2020" sticker (to showcase his whimsical side)

# ? Oct 18, 2020 01:35

nut

puts the unopened jetpack in the back of his closet because the shipping took so long that Elon musk isn�t even tweeting about it anymore by the time it got here

# ? Oct 18, 2020 13:31

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

using my jet pack solely for going to the post office

# ? Oct 18, 2020 17:04

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

...trailers his jetpack to the big jetpack rally/meetup/campout/weekender

...only puts regular in the tank. "high octane is for hot rodders and ne'er-do-wells!"

...wonders why all the mustangs and corvettes keep revving their engine and take off all fast at stop lights

# ? Oct 18, 2020 17:19

FutonForensic

vanisher posted:

Approach procedures time. Landing lights check, flaps 10 degrees check, Visual Approach Slope Indicator white over red check. Let me check with the tower. Ah looks like that 737 is lining up, I'll go around.

# ? Oct 18, 2020 17:25

Jaguars!

FutonForensic posted:

*rips bodice open* "honey, i want to you fly up in the jetpack naked and rain jizz down on me. hose me down with your rocket seed"

"haha, you're such a kidder sweetheart. you know that the force of even a mild ejaculation could disrupt the pack's stabilizers and send me off-course"

"yeah... i'm a real yukster *sigh*"

"Sorry honey, I would but visibility today is under 5000m (8000m above 10,000ft) and I'm not IFR qualified"

# ? Oct 18, 2020 20:16

Finger Prince

Extremely boring man with a high end pc in his basement running Microsoft jetpack simulator 2020, with authentic controls and gauges from a real (decommissioned) jetpack.

# ? Oct 18, 2020 20:55

Heather Papps: hello friend

"i'm tired of being a boring man, dotty! i'm TIRED. i was given this jetpack for a reason, to shake me out of this mundane rut of work eat sleep repeat. i'm tired of playing it safe, i'm going to do it!"

"but charles it's not sa-" "I'M DOING IT, I'M GOING JETPACKING IN SHORTS!"
*charles very slowly and carefully flies out of the garage"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 18, 2020 21:45

nut

ya it�s my third favourite pack after back and fanny

# ? Oct 18, 2020 21:47

vanisher

nut posted:

ya it’s my third favourite pack after back and fanny

# ? Oct 18, 2020 21:49

Heather Papps: hello friend

nut posted:

ya it�s my third favourite pack after back and fanny

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 18, 2020 21:58

Heather Papps: hello friend

an extremely boring man, wiping tears from his cheeks as his daughter flies extremely carefully around the driveway, training wheels discarded.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 18, 2020 22:01

google THIS

Boring Jetpack Man: Hmm, that chill blue forum might enjoy hearing about my jetpack. For now, though, I'd rather see if any goons know of any deals on jetpack accessories, or even coupons.

# ? Oct 19, 2020 00:06

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

JetThePackManFart will never post

# ? Oct 19, 2020 00:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"I should have saved my money for the whole jet."

# ? Oct 19, 2020 02:36

Jaguars!

Boring jetpack man blowing away the enthusiasts society with photos of diesel electric locomotives taken from inaccessible places

# ? Oct 19, 2020 03:34

Jaguars!

Boring jetpack man flys alongside the birds for his birdwatching, but his photos are still terrible because he's trying to take pictures from a moving jet pack

# ? Oct 19, 2020 03:36