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tiredo f my wife leaving her teabags in the gosh darn sink so they never dry out. gonna invent a whole philosophy about it. becoming an antifeminist because my hands smell like a London Fog. shes had it too good for too long IMHO freakin sink of this drumpf felllow. bout ready to publically trounce him in a debate if his libidinous antics do not cease. oh, mister donut man, you;re "out of doughnuts"??? really? well that's reasonable. it's 5PM, not really peak doughnutting hours. ill come back tomorrow, but mark my words, if you foist upon me another one of these dump truck rear end size sugar crystal having three berry blueberry muffins, so help me god i'll (the sound of thirteen dads absolutely trashing a subaru due to a Sports Defeat) |
# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 22:53 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 00:53 |
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playing beach volleyball? GOTTA have lines in the sand for thatmore falafel please posted:not to be a "wife guy" but I thought my wife was the only one who put her teabags on the sink not on the sink, in the sink. so they absorb more gross dishwater and never dry out. crimes |
# ¿ Oct 19, 2020 14:00 |
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idiotsavant posted:taking the wife’s teabags out of the sink to carefully dry each of them, one at a time in my solar desiccator before gently layering them in the compost bucket the bucket goes foul if too much water gets in it. :< Chewbecca posted:Everyone's wife should have an account unrionically support this, a significant other/family poster dish session would be like helldump but funny. crimes |
# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 04:04 |
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im drawing one line in the sand. im drawing a second line in the sand. now i'm hiding behind this bush with my patented Pirate Catching Net.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 05:08 |
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Finger Prince posted:I'm drawing a circle in the sand in the upper right corner. Your move. :O :O :O :O i'm going adjacent to you, such that the X in the middle now threatens a checkmate crimes |
# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 14:55 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 00:53 |
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Finger Prince posted:I draw an O in the center square, putting you on the defensive. i draw an x outside the confines of the accepted grid. i thwart your laws! i spit in the eye of your god!!!!!! crimes |
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