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Oiled and Ready posted:

I dont think he needs to save the day to be an improvement over trump

democrats in congress have already proven more likely to literally cut us all checks during the pandemic, for example

lol is this even real?

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:49

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# ? May 21, 2024 16:31

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

Wutang-Yutani CORP posted:

lol is this even real?

look, i just want my turmpbux. gimme my trumpbux and we'll be fine

# ? Nov 3, 2020 23:20

Lansdowne: Dec 28, 2008

alright, collected all these this afternoon instead of watching election returns. included all the obvious jokes if I could (each one is, because the joke is america) only used the first thing you posted so if you updated it in a later post or had tossups, sorry.

# ? Nov 4, 2020 00:56

Chamale: Jul 11, 2010; I'm helping!

MSNBC says Vermont is too early to call, LMAO. You could have called Vermont in 2017.

# ? Nov 4, 2020 01:03

Quotey: Aug 16, 2006; We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

am i too late? gently caress you if so

https://www.270towin.com/maps/E8QNo

e: Quotey: Biden wins with 273 (gain AZ +11, MI +16, NE +2, NE1 +1, ME2 +1, WI +10)

Quotey has issued a correction as of 01:18 on Nov 4, 2020

# ? Nov 4, 2020 01:12

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Chamale posted:

MSNBC says Vermont is too early to call, LMAO. You could have called Vermont in 2017.

They did, when Bernie was conceding

# ? Nov 4, 2020 01:13

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

# ? Nov 4, 2020 05:02

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oops trump won lol

# ? Nov 4, 2020 05:50

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Lansdowne posted:

alright, collected all these this afternoon instead of watching election returns. included all the obvious jokes if I could (each one is, because the joke is america) only used the first thing you posted so if you updated it in a later post or had tossups, sorry.

Chokes McGee: Biden wins EC with 350 (gains: AZ +11, FL +29, GA +16, ME2 +1, MI +16, NC +15, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
pancake rabbit: Biden wins EC with 295 (gains: AZ +11, MI +16, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20) (losses: -0)
Harrow: Biden wins EC with 278 (gains: MI +16, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
BeefThief: Biden wins EC with 319 (gains: AZ +11, FL +29, MI +16, NE2 +1, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
Peanut President: Trump wins EC with 486 (gains: CA +55, CO +9, CT +7, DE +3, IL +20, ME +2, ME1 +1, MA +11, NV +6, NH +4, NJ +14, NM +5, NY +29, OR +7, VT +3, VA +13, WA +12) (losses: GA -16, WV -5)
TrixRabbi: Biden wins EC with 412 (gains: AZ +11, FL +29, GA +16, IA +6, MI +16, NE2 +1, NC +15, OH +18, PA +20, TX +38, WI +10) (losses: -0)
SpiderHyphenMan: Biden wins EC with 306 (gains: AZ +11, ME2 +1, MI +16, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
Mokelumne Trekka: Trump wins EC with 289 (gains: +0) (losses: ME2 -1, MI -16)
Pitcher Witcher: Trump wins EC with 303 (gains: NM +5, VA +13) (losses: ME2 -1, PA -20)
Egg Moron: Trump wins EC with 270 (gains: +0) (losses: ME2 -1, NC -15, PA -20)
Dreylad: Biden wins EC with 528 (gains: AL +9, AK +3, AZ +11, AR +6, FL +29, GA +16, ID +4, IN +11, IA +6, KS +6, KY +8, LA +8, ME2 +1, MI +16, MS +6, MO +10, MT +3, NE +2, NE1 +1, NE2 +1, NE3 +1, NC +15, ND +3, OH +18, OK +7, PA +20, SC +9, SD +3, TN +11, TX +38, UT +6, WV +5, WI +10, WY +3) (losses: MN -10)
Carmant: Trump wins EC with 274 (gains: NV +6) (losses: AZ -11, ME2 -1, MI -16, WI -10)
Lansdowne: Biden wins EC with 278 (gains: MI +16, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
Judakel: Trump wins EC with 270 (gains: +0) (losses: NE2 -1, NC -15, PA -20)

Elephanthead: Trump wins EC with 270 (gains: ME1 +1, MN +10) (losses: AZ -11, MI -16, PA -20)
Frumply: Trump wins EC with 538 (gains: CA +55, CO +9, CT +7, DC +3, DE +3, HI +4, IL +20, ME +2, ME1 +1, MD +10, MA +11, MN +10, NV +6, NH +4, NJ +14, NM +5, NY +29, OR +7, RI +4, VT +3, VA +13, WA +12) (losses: -0)
Sheng-Ji Yang: EC tie with 269 (gains: MI +16, NE2 +1, PA +20) (losses: -0)
Alobar: Trump wins EC with 363 (gains: IL +20, ME +2, ME1 +1, MN +10, NV +6, NM +5, VA +13) (losses: -0)
paperwind: Biden wins EC with 279 (gains: ME2 +1, MI +16, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
dex_sda: Biden wins EC with 280 (gains: AZ +11, MI +16, NE2 +1, PA +20) (losses: -0)
Pepperoneedy: Trump wins EC with 277 (gains: +0) (losses: AZ -11, MI -16, NE1 -1, NE2 -1)
Nothus: Trump wins EC with 270 (gains: +0) (losses: ME2 -1, NC -15, PA -20)
Old James: Biden wins EC with 298 (gains: AZ +11, MI +16, NE2 +1, NC +15, OH +18, PA +20) (losses: ME1 -1, MN -10, NH -4)
30 TO 50 FERAL HOG: Trump wins EC with 538 (gains: CA +55, CO +9, CT +7, DC +3, DE +3, HI +4, IL +20, ME +2, ME1 +1, MD +10, MA +11, MN +10, NV +6, NH +4, NJ +14, NM +5, NY +29, OR +7, RI +4, VT +3, VA +13, WA +12) (losses: -0)
Ramrod Hotshot: EC tie with 269 (gains: AZ +11, MI +16, WI +10) (losses: -0)
One More Fat Nerd: Trump wins EC with 279 (gains: +0) (losses: ME2 -1, MI -16, WI -10)
Azathoth: Biden wins EC with 277 (gains: MI +16, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: ME1 -1)
mastershakeman: EC tie with 269 (gains: MI +16, NE2 +1, PA +20) (losses: -0)
Zeno-25: EC tie with 269 (gains: ME2 +1, MI +16, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: MN -10)
platzapS: Trump wins EC with 271 (gains: NH +4) (losses: ME2 -1, TX -38)
twoday: Trump wins EC with 381 (gains: CT +7, DC +3, DE +3, IL +20, ME +2, ME1 +1, MD +10, MA +11, NV +6, NH +4, NJ +14, NY +29, OR +7, RI +4, VT +3, VA +13, WA +12) (losses: AL -9, AR -6, GA -16, LA -8, MI -16, MO -10, SC -9)
Budzilla: Biden wins EC with 352 (gains: AZ +11, FL +29, ME2 +1, MI +16, NC +15, OH +18, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
Soup du Jour: Biden wins EC with 298 (gains: AK +3, AZ +11, MI +16, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20) (losses: -0)
smarxist: Trump wins EC with 483 (gains: CO +9, CT +7, DC +3, DE +3, HI +4, IL +20, ME +2, ME1 +1, MD +10, MA +11, MN +10, NV +6, NH +4, NJ +14, NM +5, NY +29, OR +7, RI +4, VT +3, VA +13, WA +12) (losses: -0)
The Glumslinger: Biden wins EC with 327 (gains: AZ +11, GA +16, IA +6, MI +16, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
AceRimmer: Trump wins EC with 318 (gains: ME +2, MN +10) (losses: -0)
MSDOS KAPITAL: Trump wins EC with 270 (gains: +0) (losses: MI -16, PA -20)
sum: Biden wins EC with 319 (gains: AZ +11, FL +29, ME2 +1, MI +16, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
Penisaurus Sex: EC tie with 269 (gains: ME2 +1, MI +16, PA +20) (losses: -0)
Grem: Trump wins EC with 280 (gains: MN +10) (losses: MI -16, PA -20)
oxsnard: Biden wins EC with 417 (gains: AK +3, AZ +11, FL +29, GA +16, IA +6, ME2 +1, MI +16, MO +10, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20, SC +9, TX +38, WI +10) (losses: -0)
comedyblissoption: Trump wins EC with 500 (gains: CA +55, CO +9, CT +7, DC +3, DE +3, HI +4, IL +20, ME +2, ME1 +1, MD +10, MA +11, MN +10, NV +6, NH +4, NJ +14, NM +5, NY +29, OR +7, RI +4, VT +3, VA +13, WA +12) (losses: TX -38)
Bilirubin: Biden wins EC with 304 (gains: AZ +11, ME2 +1, MI +16, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: ME -2)
WeedlordGoku69: Trump wins EC with 310 (gains: CA +55, CT +7, DC +3, DE +3, HI +4, ME +2, ME1 +1, NV +6, NH +4, NJ +14, NY +29, OR +7, RI +4, WA +12) (losses: AL -9, AK -3, AR -6, FL -29, IN -11, LA -8, MS -6, MT -3, NE -2, NE1 -1, NE2 -1, NE3 -1, ND -3, OH -18, TX -38, WV -5, WY -3)
Maduo: Biden wins EC with 310 (gains: IN +11, IA +6, ME2 +1, MI +16, OH +18, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: NH -4)
Doccykins: Trump wins EC with 272 (gains: MN +10, NV +6) (losses: AZ -11, ME2 -1, TX -38)
joepinetree: Biden wins EC with 340 (gains: AZ +11, FL +29, IA +6, ME2 +1, MI +16, NC +15, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
Thump!: Trump wins EC with 270 (gains: ME +2, MN +10) (losses: ME2 -1, MI -16, NE2 -1, PA -20, WI -10)
Haschel Cedricson: Trump wins EC with 276 (gains: CT +7, DE +3, IL +20, ME +2, ME1 +1, MD +10, MN +10, NH +4, NM +5, NY +29, OR +7, VA +13) (losses: AK -3, GA -16, KY -8, LA -8, MI -16, MS -6, MO -10, MT -3, NE -2, NE1 -1, NE2 -1, NE3 -1, NC -15, OK -7, PA -20, SD -3, UT -6, WV -5, WI -10)
i say swears online: Biden wins EC with 395 (gains: AZ +11, FL +29, GA +16, IA +6, ME2 +1, MI +16, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20, TX +38, WI +10) (losses: -0)
Teriyaki Hairpiece: Trump wins EC with 275 (gains: +0) (losses: AZ -11, PA -20)
Jeza: Biden wins EC with 449 (gains: AL +9, AK +3, FL +29, GA +16, ID +4, IN +11, IA +6, LA +8, ME2 +1, MI +16, MS +6, MT +3, NE +2, NE1 +1, NE2 +1, NE3 +1, NC +15, ND +3, OH +18, PA +20, SC +9, SD +3, TN +11, TX +38, WI +10) (losses: CO -9, DE -3, MD -10, NM -5)
Au Revoir Shosanna: Trump wins EC with 281 (gains: ME1 +1) (losses: MI -16, WI -10)
DesertIslandHermit: Trump wins EC with 279 (gains: +0) (losses: ME2 -1, MI -16, WI -10)
Sir Tonk: Biden wins EC with 368 (gains: AZ +11, GA +16, IA +6, MI +16, NE +2, NE1 +1, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20, TX +38, WI +10) (losses: -0)
I would blow Dane Cook: Trump wins EC with 479 (gains: CA +55, CT +7, DC +3, DE +3, HI +4, IL +20, ME +2, ME1 +1, MD +10, MA +11, NV +6, NH +4, NJ +14, NM +5, NY +29, OR +7, RI +4, VT +3, VA +13, WA +12) (losses: MO -10, MT -3, TN -11, UT -6, WI -10)
Oyak: Trump wins EC with 271 (gains: ME +2, ME1 +1, MN +10, NV +6) (losses: MI -16, OH -18, PA -20)
ProperGanderPusher: Trump wins EC with 275 (gains: NV +6) (losses: MI -16, NE2 -1, PA -20)
Raskolnikov38: Trump wins EC with 273 (gains: NV +6) (losses: AZ -11, ME2 -1, MI -16, NE2 -1, WI -10)
spaceblancmange: Trump wins EC with 279 (gains: +0) (losses: MI -16, NE2 -1, WI -10)
Mind_Taker: Trump wins EC with 278 (gains: +0) (losses: ME2 -1, MI -16, NE2 -1, WI -10)
CommanderApaul: Biden wins EC with 306 (gains: AZ +11, ME2 +1, MI +16, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
Private Cumshoe: Biden wins EC with 294 (gains: MI +16, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
shovelbum: Trump wins EC with 356 (gains: CO +9, ME +2, ME1 +1, MN +10, NV +6, NH +4, NM +5, VA +13) (losses: -0)
cant cook creole bream: Trump wins EC with 535 (gains: CA +55, CO +9, CT +7, DE +3, HI +4, IL +20, ME +2, ME1 +1, MD +10, MA +11, MN +10, NV +6, NH +4, NJ +14, NM +5, NY +29, OR +7, RI +4, VT +3, VA +13, WA +12) (losses: -0)
Fluffy Bunnies: Trump wins EC with 283 (gains: ME +2, ME1 +1) (losses: MI -16, WI -10)
cumshitter: Biden wins EC with 535 (gains: AL +9, AK +3, AZ +11, AR +6, FL +29, GA +16, ID +4, IN +11, IA +6, KS +6, KY +8, LA +8, ME2 +1, MI +16, MS +6, MO +10, MT +3, NE +2, NE1 +1, NE2 +1, NE3 +1, NC +15, ND +3, OH +18, OK +7, PA +20, SC +9, SD +3, TN +11, TX +38, UT +6, WV +5, WI +10, WY +3) (losses: DE -3)
Chamale: Biden wins EC with 269 (gains: AZ +11, MI +16, WI +10) (losses: -0)
Uglycat: Biden wins EC with 406 (gains: AZ +11, FL +29, GA +16, IN +11, IA +6, ME2 +1, MI +16, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20, TX +38, WI +10) (losses: -0)
ElNarez: EC tie with 269 (gains: ME2 +1, MI +16, PA +20) (losses: -0)
COMPAGNIE TOMMY: Trump wins EC with 271 (gains: ME +2, ME1 +1) (losses: AZ -11, MI -16, NE2 -1, WI -10)
Dr Interweb: Biden wins EC with 387 (gains: AZ +11, FL +29, GA +16, IN +11, IA +6, MI +16, NE +2, NE2 +1, NC +15, OH +18, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
actionjackson: Biden wins EC with 275 (gains: AZ +11, ME2 +1, MI +16, NC +15) (losses: -0)
MadJackal: Biden wins EC with 280 (gains: ME2 +1, MI +16, NE2 +1, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
gay_crimes: Biden wins EC with 323 (gains: AZ +11, MI +16, NE2 +1, NC +15, TX +38, WI +10) (losses: -0)
Marie Furie: Biden wins EC with 306 (gains: AK +3, AZ +11, MI +16, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: ME -2)
Gresh: Trump wins EC with 338 (gains: MN +10, NV +6, NH +4, VA +13) (losses: ME2 -1)
Gravybong: Biden wins EC with 300 (gains: AZ +11, ME2 +1, MI +16, NC +15, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: NM -5)
Brogeoisie: Biden wins EC with 338 (gains: AZ +11, FL +29, ME2 +1, MI +16, MT +3, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
Idiot Kicker: Biden wins EC with 280 (gains: ME2 +1, MI +16, NE2 +1, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
a new study bible!: EC tie with 269 (gains: ME2 +1, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20) (losses: -0)
Grey Fox: Biden wins EC with 290 (gains: AZ +11, ME2 +1, MI +16, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)

ate poo poo on live tv: Trump wins EC with 274 (gains: +0) (losses: MI -16, NE2 -1, NC -15)
nooneofconsequence: Biden wins EC with 270 (gains: AZ +11, MI +16, NE2 +1, WI +10) (losses: -0)
Free Cog: Biden wins EC with 274 (gains: GA +16, MI +16, WI +10) (losses: -0)
Kitfox88: Trump wins EC with 376 (gains: IL +20, MN +10, NJ +14, NM +5, OR +7, VA +13, WA +12) (losses: ME2 -1, WI -10)
Crusader: Biden wins EC with 290 (gains: AZ +11, MI +16, NE2 +1, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
frankenfreak: Biden wins EC with 279 (gains: ME2 +1, MI +16, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
Dayvan Cowboy: Biden wins EC with 357 (gains: AZ +11, FL +29, GA +16, IA +6, ME2 +1, MI +16, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
FuturePastNow: Biden wins EC with 281 (gains: AZ +11, ME2 +1, MI +16, NE2 +1, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: MN -10)
pospysyl: Biden wins EC with 281 (gains: AZ +11, ME2 +1, MI +16, NE2 +1, PA +20) (losses: -0)
Geshtal: Biden wins EC with 351 (gains: AZ +11, FL +29, GA +16, ME2 +1, MI +16, NE2 +1, NC +15, PA +20, WI +10) (losses: -0)
Fleetwood: Trump wins EC with 280 (gains: ME1 +1) (losses: MI -16, NE2 -1, WI -10)

A well spent evening

# ? Nov 4, 2020 07:16

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Wanna be a balla

SHOT CALLA

20 INCH BLADEZ

ON THE IMPALA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Oiw8N2msmI

# ? Nov 4, 2020 09:00

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

nooneofconsequence posted:

did I win

# ? Nov 4, 2020 13:59

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

nooneofconsequence posted:

did I win

that map is looking increasingly likely

# ? Nov 4, 2020 14:39

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

Taintrunner posted:

oops trump won lol

once again, you have dunked mightily on the imagined people who don't exist in the thread you're posting in. congrats i guess?

# ? Nov 4, 2020 14:42

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

cspam mods don't give two shits ofc. I suppose it's a busy time.

# ? Nov 4, 2020 14:48

Harrow: Jun 30, 2012

nooneofconsequence posted:

did I win

IMO flip Michigan and Pennsylvania on this and it'll probably be right. Maybe also NE-2 back to red.

# ? Nov 4, 2020 14:59

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

I don't want to win

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

"The Michigan Betrayal" AKA "Surprise! Michigan!"

# ? Nov 4, 2020 15:06

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

Lol God

# ? Nov 4, 2020 18:11

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

nooneofconsequence posted:

did I win

probably yeah

# ? Nov 4, 2020 18:35

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Nobody wins

Unless Howie or Gloria get made president

# ? Nov 4, 2020 19:01

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

probably yeah

i'm less certain about trump keeping pa than i was when that post was made. predictit has biden at 75% and, honestly, that feels about right looking at what's remaining.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 00:02

Love Stole the Day: Nov 4, 2012; Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you

this is still technically possible, as of this post:

how hilarious would it be if that actually happened?

# ? Nov 5, 2020 00:23

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

I would likely need medical attention.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 00:29

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

https://www.270towin.com/road-to-270-combinations/?mapstr=02201111120122122221110122202211101221012222211112212212

Another fun tool from 270towin! It shows you all the paths to victory that are left. With blue Michigan there's 9 ways for the Big B to do it and 3 ways for our big strong President to do it.

With blue Nevada and blue Michigan it all comes down to Arizona.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 00:54

Geshtal: Nov 8, 2006; So that's the post you've decided to go with, is it?

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

https://www.270towin.com/road-to-270-combinations/?mapstr=02201111120122122221110122202211101221012222211112212212

Another fun tool from 270towin! It shows you all the paths to victory that are left. With blue Michigan there's 9 ways for the Big B to do it and 3 ways for our big strong President to do it.

With blue Nevada and blue Michigan it all comes down to Arizona.

Arizona has already been called for Biden by the AP and Fox News. I know, not everyone agrees with those calls, but they've had all day to back off them but insist there's no path to Trump taking Arizona at this point.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:12

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:12

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Azathoth posted:

i'm less certain about trump keeping pa than i was when that post was made. predictit has biden at 75% and, honestly, that feels about right looking at what's remaining.

I just couldn't bring myself to believe in Philly fans

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:17

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

Geshtal posted:

Arizona has already been called for Biden by the AP and Fox News. I know, not everyone agrees with those calls, but they've had all day to back off them but insist there's no path to Trump taking Arizona at this point.

yeah, az, nv, and mi would all require some really flukey poo poo at this point. like, an actual data error in already reported precincts kind of error, not ballots in remaining blue areas were not as blue as expected. definitely not saying it can't happen, but predictit has those odds for biden in those states at 90-85-95 respectively, if you want some perspective.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:20

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Geshtal posted:

Arizona has already been called for Biden by the AP and Fox News. I know, not everyone agrees with those calls, but they've had all day to back off them but insist there's no path to Trump taking Arizona at this point.

Okay then mathematically the only way for Trump to win if Arizona and Michigan are definitely in the Biden bag is that the ghouls have to get every single one of the last 4 (I'm not counting Alaska).

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:20

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

nooneofconsequence posted:

I just couldn't bring myself to believe in Philly fans

lol yeah, i love philly but ... i can't figure out how to finish this sentence without getting batteries thrown at me

it's looking increasingly likely that even by the time PA is called, the winner will be known with reasonable certainty in NV and AZ, effectively rendering what happens there a question of EC margin not result

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:22

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Pennsylvania honestly seems like kind of a shithole from the perspective of me, a person who has never been there

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:29

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

I would like to see Fallingwater and probably would have gone this fall if it weren't for the fuckin virus!!!

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:29

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Biden getting exactly 270 leaves him open to faithless elector fuckery of some kind. Pennsylvania is still the sweetest plum. Dysfunctional, yet desirable.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:30

Pepperoneedy: Apr 27, 2007; Rockin' it

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Pennsylvania honestly seems like kind of a shithole from the perspective of me, a person who has never been there

It's both great and shithole

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:37

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Pepperoneedy posted:

It's both great and shithole

cosign

# ? Nov 5, 2020 02:16

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Harrow posted:

I think the word "shy" in the "shy Trump voter" term is misleading, even if we accept that they exist in large enough numbers to skew the polls. I don't think Trump supporters are shy about supporting Trump. They're not, like, afraid of what people will think of them. They just think polls are fake news bullshit and don't bother to respond to them. Their Favorite President has told them as much many, many times.

If the "shy Trump voter" does exist, I don't think it's because they fear some sort of social repercussion for admitting they support Trump. It'd be because they're ignoring pollsters, not picking up the phone, not responding to online polls, etc., and therefore not getting detected.

No they were too busy getting their boats lifted off the lake bottom and dried out to answer the phone

# ? Nov 5, 2020 03:33

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

Lansdowne posted:

alright, collected all these this afternoon instead of watching election returns. included all the obvious jokes if I could (each one is, because the joke is america) only used the first thing you posted so if you updated it in a later post or had tossups, sorry.

not in it. probe this guy plz.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 08:40

comedyblissoption: Mar 15, 2006

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Biden getting exactly 270 leaves him open to faithless elector fuckery of some kind. Pennsylvania is still the sweetest plum. Dysfunctional, yet desirable.

a 1-state margin dramatically increases the chances of the chudges on the supreme court pulling a bush v gore II during a recount

# ? Nov 5, 2020 13:28

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

comedyblissoption posted:

a 1-state margin dramatically increases the chances of the chudges on the supreme court pulling a bush v gore II during a recount

Yeah, Biden at exactly 270 is basically an open invitation for Trump to use the courts to flip it under a pretext I can't even imagine now.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 18:46

Judakel: Jul 29, 2004; Can't post for 9 years!

Azathoth posted:

Yeah, Biden at exactly 270 is basically an open invitation for Trump to use the courts to flip it under a pretext I can't even imagine now.

dont tease me. i want chaos.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 21:40

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

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Azathoth posted:

Yeah, Biden at exactly 270 is basically an open invitation for Trump to use the courts to flip it under a pretext I can't even imagine now.

conservatives are already pivoting away from him, so I'm less worried about court fuckery than I was a week ago

# ? Nov 5, 2020 21:48

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