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Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

Asproigerosis posted:

Yeah it's pretty amusing that now the NFL is just well if you test negative on the unreliable tests on game day you're good to go!

And by amusing I mean horrifyingly depressing.

We are all going to just have to learn to live with the virus because of these rear end fucks that just refuse to put a single ounce of effort into caring about it.

They're doing a better job than a bunch of sectors of the American economy.

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Mar 22, 2007

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1319388072711258115

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

that guy looks the same as baker mayfield in that pic

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Hey Ross, just thought you would want to know that Herbert had the fifth-most passing TDs through a QB's first 5 starts of all-time

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Spoeank posted:

Hey Ross, just thought you would want to know that Herbert had the fifth-most passing TDs through a QB's first 5 starts of all-time

Let Herbert Throw

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Herbert looks really, really good which says a lot about Oregon lol

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The last two Oregon QB’s to pan out in the pros were Dan Fouts and Norm Van Brocklin.

I try not to think about Joey Harrington or the GM who drafted him.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



OBJ tore his ACL

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Man, OBJ's career is tanking as fast and hard as the Jets

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Mar 22, 2007

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Oof the Med doc said it was possible he avoided that with the way his foot was turned.

Crazy to think his best years will be with Eli

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Can't believe crooked twitter doc was wrong.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I guess we'll get to find out if the "Baker plays better without OBJ" folks are right now

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Aw OBJ out is a bummer, mainly because he helps the Browns be competitive.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/FO_ASchatz/status/1320599620309950464?s=20

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I like how that's just a complete murderer's row of teams and then suddenly you're looking at last year's 49ers and the '06 Bears

Speaking of DVOA, the Cowboys are now the 2nd worst team in the league, ahead of only the Jets.

Kalli fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Oct 26, 2020

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kalli posted:

I like how that's just a complete murderer's row of teams including last year's 49ers and then suddenly you're looking at the '06 Bears

ftfy

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/RSherman_25/status/1320498198067122176?s=19

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Now I'm thinking of Tyrod and being all :smith: how he got done dirty by the medical staff.

I hope he gets another shot. He should be a decent backup for some up & coming team (whose medical staff doesn't try to kill him).

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Android Apocalypse posted:

Now I'm thinking of Tyrod and being all :smith: how he got done dirty by the medical staff.

I hope he gets another shot. He should be a decent backup for some up & coming team (whose medical staff doesn't try to kill him).

ooof, phrasing

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Holy poo poo :lol: that's bad on my part.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
https://twitter.com/DefectorMedia/status/1320741018971635712?s=19

I couldn't remember if this had been posted or not.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

tarbrush posted:

https://twitter.com/DefectorMedia/status/1320741018971635712?s=19

I couldn't remember if this had been posted or not.

forgive me for this question because I was homeschooled

but seriously, what the gently caress are people taught in public school about the first amendment?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Ehud posted:

forgive me for this question because I was homeschooled

but seriously, what the gently caress are people taught in public school about the first amendment?

It’s only freedom of speech when you do it, duh

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Thaddius the Large posted:

It’s only freedom of speech when white people do it, duh

close!

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Ehud posted:

forgive me for this question because I was homeschooled

but seriously, what the gently caress are people taught in public school about the first amendment?

it's the free speech amendment and you probably have to pick that out on a multiple choice test

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

nm

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Mar 22, 2007

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Freedom of speech is when white people do it, and aren't criticizing anything unless its from the right.

Also any consequences those people might face from others, their job etc?

Anti free speech.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Ehud posted:

forgive me for this question because I was homeschooled

but seriously, what the gently caress are people taught in public school about the first amendment?

You get like, a day, to go over the entire bill of rights, and there's absolutely no clarification on what any of it actually means in a legal sense. You just, you know, you got these rights, and nobody can take those rights away.

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Mar 22, 2007

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I posted a bad take, and all these people sending me corncobs are anti free speech.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/NextGenStats/status/1320509949986762752?s=19

I will post things other than Herbie eventually

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ehud posted:


but seriously, what the gently caress are people taught in public school about the first amendment?

you are immune to any consequences from what you say, personal, private, public, or otherwise.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Kalli posted:

I like how that's just a complete murderer's row of teams and then suddenly you're looking at last year's 49ers and the '06 Bears

As opposed to the 2019 Patriots in the top 3?

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
lol Brian Burke is doing this again

https://twitter.com/bburkeESPN/status/1320760123577536517?s=20

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mystic Stylez posted:

As opposed to the 2019 Patriots in the top 3?

Gonna be honest, just presumed it was the 2010 or 2011 Pats.

Forgot they had just not allowed any points while scoring 30 a game the first half last year. Ahh, good times.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

He literally doesn't understand what a gap exchange is

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Mar 22, 2007

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Sometimes the greatest player of his generation isnt perfect "MY THREAD"

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Hot Diggity! posted:

He literally doesn't understand what a gap exchange is

Please don't be horny in FF

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




I like that he's doing this the morning before they play the Bears' terrible rushing attack.

Get ready to eat poo poo... German Ifedi????

Oh no.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/bburkeESPN/status/1320775031979429891?s=19

:lol:

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It's 2013 and Brian Burke is here to tell you that Gronk doesn't really know how to party.

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