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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > So Dracula is my new project manager
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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

 :/

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
that sucks

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
nice to hear you got a job at a FAANG though

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Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
at least you won't get pulled in to any cross-functional efforts

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




 he'll know what's at stake....:shrug:

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Jonny 290 posted:

nice to hear you got a job at a FAANG though
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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
OP you put the lame in vlamepire

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N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
im a dracula
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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
 haha op is it cause he su-

gently caress

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Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
w...w..waiitt....

so... Dracula is going to be a stake holder???

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




 he won’t be seen in the light of da....

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
hi dracula I’m dad

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

 Vlad III Țepeș' sobriquet "Dracul" is simply Romanian for "Dragon."

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




 it’s something you can really sink your teeth into.

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
actually it’s Dracula’s monster

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cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

 saw my project manager watching a youtube on how to makes links clickable the other day

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Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

 scrum in the back of my dragula

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DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

nice to hear you got a job at a FAANG though

delete all posts after this one, lock thread

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sagebrush posted:

Vlad III Țepeș' sobriquet "Dracul" is simply Romanian for "Dragon."

wow, thanks, font of information literally everyone knows

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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)
better let him know you had italian for lunch

cause it was nothing but garlic!

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




 thanks internet for bringing me in contact with this group of people, keepers of knowledge

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ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Share Bear posted:

scrum in the back of my dragula
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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Share Bear posted:

scrum in the back of my dragula
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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the russians used a syringe

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psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

Jonny 290 posted:

nice to hear you got a job at a FAANG though
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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

 He's been a real pain in the neck!

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syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

 Does anyone know what Dracul means?

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

 I do!

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

syntaxrigger posted:

Does anyone know what Dracul means?

dragon

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
Dr. Arnold Cula, MD

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




 hey Arnold

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

syntaxrigger posted:

Does anyone know what Dracul means?

Sagebrush posted:

I do!

and all’s right with the world... :unsmith:

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
“dracul” means “draco” which is latin for “dracula”

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




 and hates potter.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

President Beep posted:

“dracul” means “draco” which is latin for “dracula”

the ancient Latins named the dragon after the first dragon, whose name was Dracula.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

 dracula is actually the diminutive form. it technically means "little dracula"

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

dracula is actually the diminutive form. it technically means "little dracula"
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
did you hear about the time crazy dracula wanted to make his favorite bat consul?

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syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

President Beep posted:

“dracul” means “draco” which is latin for “dracula”

wait, the harry potter dude is in dracula?

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Devonaut
Jul 10, 2001

Devoted Astronaut

 be careful, Dracula is actually a very dangerous vampire

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