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Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

what is an employee? a miserable little pile of kpis

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Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

but enough talk, please take this discussion offline

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

it is not by my hand that i am once again given this aggressive timeline. I was brought here by middle management, who wish to pay me within the approved corporate salary band.

...ah, sarcasm. for what profit it is it to a man, if his team completes their deliverables early, but in doing so is not on the critical path? the six sigma way, mcgraw hill, 2000, i believe.
HR, forgive me! farewell, my team...
*dies in a flaming heap*

*entire wing of office building spontaneously collapses and sinks into the ocean*

Crazy Achmed fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Oct 26, 2020

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