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have you ever had sex?
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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

what was it like?

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PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

fart simpson posted:

what was it like?

ask ur mom.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

PawParole posted:

ask ur mom.

to clarify, I meant ask her what sex is like, since unless you are Jesus, she must have had it to give birth to you.


I am not insulting your mother by claiming to have had sex with her. I am sure she is an upstanding women who I know nothing about, unless you are Jesus,

in which case she’s much mentioned in the truest book known to man (the Quran)

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


I thought horny was prohibited

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
people that have sex aren't horny. horny people gently caress.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


enthusiastic copulation will henceforth be known as "making gently caress"

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
To clarify i hosed ur mom

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Judakel posted:

To clarify i hosed ur mom

i dont believe you

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
I believe the process involves wanting pleasure, or emotional closeness, or a feeling of accomplishment.

Wanting is the root of all suffering.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
gross

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

https://twitter.com/dril/status/922321981

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

no op and i don't plan to

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

How many of y'all like sex?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
sex is reactionary and is impossible to ever consent under capitalism. all capitalism sex is rape


:twisted:

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Grevling posted:

How many of y'all like sex?

i don’t know. ive never had sex. that’s why I’m asking

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Does a handjob count as sex

Apathy420
May 18, 2017

by Cyrano4747
do over the pants tuggies count

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
It's fine I guess

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
why are goons so loving weird about sex

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Radirot posted:

why are goons so loving weird about sex

buddy,

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Radirot posted:

why are goons so loving weird about sex

two important things to note:
-everyone is weird about sex
-goons are weird about everything
-everyone is weird about goons
-many goons reproduce via asexual budding where a growth appears somewhere on their body that resembles a goiter, commonly known as a "goon knob" which eventually forms into a fully functional gbs regular after several weeks, this goon knob will reach sexual maturity only after being perma'd where they will bud into a replacement while the original will wander into reddit and get absorbed into its biomass

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
Sex is gay

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Once, never again

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Sex is a lie made up by weirdos on the internet.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
they assigned me sexy at birht op

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread
I poop like every day or so. Isn't it pretty much the same thing?

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


define had

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Radirot posted:

why are goons so loving weird about sex

its probably because when these forums started and for like a decade after, probably legit a low single digit percentage of goons had ever had sex, so we have the cultural memory of that awkwardness

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

It's ok to not have sex imo

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
we should abolish virginity

what i mean is that the fact that there's a specific word for virgin is p weird. ideally talking about virginity would be considered as weird as gross as talking about menarche or something

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
we should abolish virginity among adults because everyone should participate in a county wide group orgy every year

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



I've had sex,


That's slang for dnd 5.E right?

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

Crazypoops posted:

I've had sex,


That's slang for dnd 5.E right?

Oof, glad I only engage in non-sexual fetishes (other ttrpgs)

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Idk just put warm wet stuff around your genitals and mess around and you'll get the jist of it. Highly overrated tbh, making a good shitpost is far better

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

fart simpson posted:

i dont believe you

:(

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSx0DMht02A

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
i do not understand the question, op

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Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
https://youtu.be/TGRTbxxntpc

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