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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
and i would have gotten away with it too, if it hadent been for those meddling balls!

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Heres lookin' at you, balls.

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The balls are coming from inside the house!

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
A boy's best friend is his balls



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Gluten Free Dad

[hushed, palpable fear] The balls... the balls...

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
Funky Balls Lovin!!



Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
... et tu, balls?

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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
balls? we ain’t got no balls! we don’t need no balls! I don’t have to show you any stinkin balls!



Stoner Sloth

Chewbecca posted:

A boy's best friend is his balls

and yet

balls are a girl's best friend

e: goddamn that song works well for this but i am too dumb and unmusical + tired to make a full version

Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Oct 24, 2020







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Pahilla the Hun

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Heather Papps posted:

*indiana jones, running*
ball... why did it have to be ball?!?

No time for balls, Dr. Jones!


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pseudorandom



Moichandising! Moichandising! Moichandising! Where the real money from the balls is made! Balls: the T-shirt, Balls: the Coloring Book, Balls: the Lunchbox, Balls: the Breakfast Cereal. Balls: the Flame Thrower... The kids love this one. And last, but not least, Balls: the Doll, me.

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Balls, the final frontier.

Finger Prince


He got some real pretty balls, ain't he...

Escape From Noise

We want the finest balls available to humanity! We want them here and we want them now!

Escape From Noise

So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your balls in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it.

Escape From Noise

I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame my balls. My balls made me what I am.

Joey McChrist

I want the balls!

YOU CANT HANDLE THE BALLS

Pahilla the Hun

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing balls!


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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Meet the new balls, same as the old balls. . .

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You're not your balls. You're not how many balls you have in the bank. You're not the balls you drive. You're not the contents of your balls. You're not your loving balls. You're the all-singing, all-dancing balls of the world.

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame my balls. My balls made me what I am.

That’s bullshit, you’re white suburban balls. just like me



nut

Pahilla the Hun posted:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing balls!

Escape From Noise

Evil Bob posted:

That’s bullshit, you’re white suburban balls. just like me

Yeah, but my balls still hurt.

Escape From Noise

Ain't no rule saying my balls can't play basketball.

Escape From Noise

Balls, sic balls!

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


We're gonna need a bigger balls.

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Balls are forever, they are all I need to please me
They can stimulate and tease me
They won't leave in the night
I've no fear that they might desert me
Balls are forever, hold one up and then caress it
Touch it, stroke it and undress it
I can see ev'ry part, nothing hides in the heart to hurt me
I don't need love, for what good will love do me?
Balls never lie to me
For when love's gone, they'll lustre on
Balls are forever, sparkling round my little finger
Unlike men, the balls linger
Men are mere mortals who are not worth going to your grave for
I don't need love, for what good will love do me?
Balls never lie to me
For when love's gone, they'll lustre on
Balls are forever, forever, forever

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Allow myself to introduce my balls.

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Say hello to my little balls!

Pahilla the Hun

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Balls! Roll out!


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Pahilla the Hun

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No, no, Marty. Both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your balls, Marty. Something's gotta be done about your balls!


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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


San Diego. In German, it means, "a whale's balls."

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
over there they call it a royale w/ balls

Joey McChrist

perfectly balanced... as all balls should be

Stoner Sloth

These are my balls.
There are many like them, but these ones are mine.
My balls are my best friend. My balls are my life.
I must master my balls as I must master my life.
Without me, my balls are useless.
Without my balls, I am useless.

I must fire my balls true.
I must shoot straighter than the enemy who is trying to kill my balls.
I must shoot him before he shoots my balls.
I will keep my balls clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other.

Before my balls, I swear this creed.
My balls and myself are the defenders of this country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviours of my balls.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but my balls. Amen.







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Dreadite

man i think i am really missing the gist of this thread

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Wanna know how I got these balls?

Finger Prince


Killing me softly with his balls, killing me softly...
with his balls

Pahilla the Hun

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Balls. James Balls.


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Pahilla the Hun

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You’re the balls now, dog!


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