|
Biden wrecked...(NOBODY was ready for this!) posted:We are absolutely DEVASTATED! I have had the unfortunate fate of being on some email list at some point, which has been sold to drat near every campaign in the country. I've gotten emails from every drat campaign, no matter how little hope they have of winning. It's just become routine for me to mark them as spam or to unsubscribe from them and move on. Some however, make me laugh at how loving awful they are at getting me to even care about the candidate. While other emails can make me borderline mad enough to want to spite vote trump (I'm not going to libs, voting is for chumps). Above is an email that made me laugh (not shown are the geocities graphics they use), here's one that made me angry. JIM JORDAN IS LAUGHING AT US posted:RQC, we only have 7 hours left in our campaign to defeat Republicans like Jim Jordan. drat, that really makes me want to take my reduced salary wages and drop it into this organizations bucket!! Hell yeah. If theres anything I love more than being voter shamed, its being political donation shaming. This doesn't include the flood of emails I get about how "WE'RE LOSING THE BATTLE!!!" and "WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO IF YOU DONT CONTRIBUTE!!" and of course my favorite "hey, are you up?" which is no joke, an email I got from Jaime Harrison.  So please, if you have also been cursed with such a fate, post some of your own favorite emails received from dem candidates that make you feel an emotion.
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 03:15
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 9, 2024 14:09 |
|
|
biden lost and it's my fault? appreciate the congrats
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 03:18
|
|
|
Biden is going to lose 
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 03:20
|
|
|
ur in my world now posted:biden lost and it's my fault? appreciate the congrats
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 03:23
|
|
|
ur in my world now posted:biden lost and it's my fault? appreciate the congrats
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 03:51
|
|
|
ur in my world now posted:biden lost and it's my fault? appreciate the congrats
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 03:51
|
|
|
i cant believe joe biden loving died
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 06:24
|
|
|
*every nuclear warhead in existence detonating at the same time* *a pure wave of fire washes over the earth*
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 06:26
|
|
|
Maybe they shouldn't have ratfucked the guy who was actually popular.
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 06:26
|
|
|
Owns how leftists both don't need to be catered to but are also the cause of any neoliberal ghoul's loss to a fascist ghoul
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 06:39
|
|
|
They're both facist actually
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 06:59
|
|
|
we need the electoral college solely for the amount of blubbering it causes if you want to win red states move out of your blue enclaves upper class libs. alternatively, libs abandoning these states is partly why theyve gone so red
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 07:13
|
|
|
really queer Christmas posted:drat, that really makes me want to take my reduced salary wages and drop it into this organizations bucket!! Hell yeah. If theres anything I love more than being voter shamed, its being political donation shaming. I, too donated to the Obama campaign. The quantity of shrill wailing in my promotions tab is unreal. I would think about flagging them as spam but that would mean engaging with them at all. I was expecting a phone call from a new number earlier this week and you know that the DSCC used that as a chance to shill for money. I merely said with disgust that I already voted and hung up. And I have a really hard time being rude to people in person or on the phone but Jesus Christ if the constant cashgrab alarmism hasn't hardened my heart into a tiny black lump of coal and disdain.
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 12:17
|
|
|
I couldn’t be prouder then to sink the dem party again.
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 15:06
|
|
|
really queer Christmas posted:
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 15:23
|
|
|
i did the same long ago, never give a lib your email it's like inviting in a vampire
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 21:01
|
|
|
thinking about some young idealistic millennial who makes $10/hr donating money to Joe Biden to Save Our Democracy and now I'm bummed out
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 21:06
|
|
|
ur in my world now posted:biden lost and it's my fault? appreciate the congrats
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 21:27
|
|
|
T-man posted:i did the same long ago, never give a lib your email it's like inviting in a vampire It loving sucks. I havent signed up for poo poo and I get like 10 emails a day from New campaigns begging me for money with empty platitudes and folksy pablum about how mean old (candidate name here) is encouraging facism and that's just not ok.
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 21:34
|
|
|
The only campaigns I've ever given my real contact info to are bernie and Jess scarane and now I get a dozen actblue emails a day Thanks bernie and nichael, much appreciated
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 21:46
|
|
|
cant wait
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 22:32
|
|
|
The emails I love the most are ones asking me to sign a letter thanking Cuomo or John Oliver for some dumb poo poo. I assume it's written for like people in their 40s.
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2020 22:32
|
|
|
Trump will be shocked!! re: texas posted:this email >>
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 03:28
|
|
|
Do these fuckers genuinely believe Texas is going blue lmao
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 03:31
|
|
|
we did not expect this posted:REALLY QUEER CHRISTMAS Devin Nunes is one of Trump’s favorite Republicans in Congress. He’s vowed to jam through Trump’s extremist agenda! Yes they really used my full name 4 times in this email, which they probably think makes them sound endearing and trustworthy instead of absolutely psychotic.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 03:32
|
|
|
Malkina_ posted:Do these fuckers genuinely believe Texas is going blue lmao I received 4 emails today and 2 yesterday about how Texas will go blue BUT ONLY IF I RUSH A DONATION NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 03:37
|
|
|
reply w goatse
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 03:41
|
|
|
really queer Christmas posted:I received 4 emails today and 2 yesterday about how Texas will go blue BUT ONLY IF I RUSH A DONATION NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE. Dems profiting off of cynically lying about their election chances with their voters now 
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 03:44
|
|
|
asking for $5 posted:RQC -- Donald Trump is nervous! Here’s why: polls show Joe Biden is LEADING in Texas. Experts agree that if Biden can WIN Texas, Trump will never be able to recover. IT’S A MUST-WIN STATE. So we called on Progressives like you to help us elect Progressives in Texas and throughout the nation... and YOU. RESPONDED. The one thing lost by my copying and pasting is the utter insanity of their bolding and different colors. Almost every paragraph is its own color and random sentences and words are just bolded like they learned english from listening to a parrot taught only from simpsons episodes. But I did bold that one bit at the end there because... I was to assume that the election wasn't going to be decided by the electoral college prior to this????
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 03:55
|
|
|
whoops
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 04:09
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 05:18
|
|
|
"I dont want to send this email". I've seen that type of email sent so often from dem candidates and organizations that they have to have focus tested that out as the best way to get libs to open their wallet. Because everytime i see that it just disgusts me at the blatant manipulation and outright "I'm a big fat loser!!!" energy that just radiates from it. Like really, does that appeal to anyone??
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 11:44
|
|
|
really queer Christmas posted:I received 4 emails today and 2 yesterday about how Texas will go blue BUT ONLY IF I RUSH A DONATION NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE. the whole charities/ngos which are grifts which exist only to raise awareness of this or that thing (and be a career vehicle) makes a lot more sense when you realize how many political parties are the same thing except with lowering rather than raising awareness (in general)
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 11:55
|
|
|
ur in my world now posted:biden lost and it's my fault? appreciate the congrats
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 14:27
|
|
|
really queer Christmas posted:Like really, does that appeal to anyone?? I feel like they took the lessons from Obama’s successful tech strategies during the 2008 and 2012 campaign and stretched them out to the point of parody, as so many other value extraction efforts have become under capitalism. It’s histrionic to the point of looking desperate and borderline 419. A reputable organization doesn’t send comms like this.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 17:28
|
|
|
jaime.....
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 17:30
|
|
|
Bideo Jaime
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 17:30
|
|
|
PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THIS - BARACK OBAMA & JOE BIDEN NEED YOU TO READ THIS posted:RQC -- Joe Biden and Barack Obama NEED you to read this email:
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 22:38
|
|
|
really queer Christmas posted:This doesn't include the flood of emails I get about how "WE'RE LOSING THE BATTLE!!!" and "WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO IF YOU DONT CONTRIBUTE!!" and of course my favorite "hey, are you up?" which is no joke, an email I got from Jaime Harrison. then followed by pure terrible free-republic boomer energy of alternating words, lovely html colors, and randomized bold letters. cringe quote:With just 8 days until Election Day, donations to defeat Lindsey Graham are PLUMMETING. they're never about doing anything good, or how much they're going to kick the rich's asses, or help people, no. it's always 'we LOSING Need mORE $$$ plz". like loving lmao why would i want to support a big rear end loser??? Xaris has issued a correction as of 22:48 on Oct 28, 2020 |
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2020 22:43
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 9, 2024 14:09 |
|
|
EMBARRASSING defeat posted:Alan Cohn for Congress (Alert) Barack Obama’s big announcement: posted:President Obama just sounded the alarm RQC! Oh, well if Obama asked democrats to do more than I guess I can sit on the sidelines since im not a democrat  I may edit out my name in the future and post screenshots because man are you guys missing all the different color and font changes they love doing. It reminds me of websites from the 90s, they're just so bad.
|
|
#
?
Oct 29, 2020 22:15
|
|