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My Top 10: 1. Fast Food Banquet. The dumbest day in the history of America. The photo with him, arms outstretched, presenting his great feast. The media drawing diagrams of how all of the food was laid out. Truly the greatest moment of his term. 2. The ORB and the entire fake Saudi couter-terrorism center ceremony. 3. "The wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water" is still maybe the dumbest thing ever said by a human being. 4. Staring directly into the eclipse, even though people off camera and shouting at him not to, then continuing to stare into it and point at it. 5. The whole toilet saga where he was complaining about having to flush 15 times, "many people are looking into it", having his supporters chant "toilets!" at his rallies. 6. That church event when he just impromtu showed up after golfing, looked like poo poo with his hair slicked back and pants hiked way up. Then he staggered around like Frankenstein. Probably the funniest picture of him ever taken. 7. This bizarre interview where he doesn't understand the figure of speech and then rambles on about how the oval office has no corners. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bikgLIK9OlU&t=20s 8. That photo where he's sitting with his arms crossed while Merkle berates him that perfectly matches up with the "I have a photographic memory" Simpsons clip. 9. The week him and his mutant children all posed with various Goya products. 10. His weird short fascination with wanting to buy Greenland, maybe even trade Puerto Rico for Greenland. Honorable Mentions: The CPAC rally where he just rambled on about TiVo for like 20 minutes. Four Seasons Total Landscaping would have probably been legendary if it hadn't happened so late. The photo of him returning after the Tulsa rally where he's soaking wet and doing the saddest walk. Melania's nightmare christmas decorations that look like sets from The Cell. The photo of him screaming at the kid mowing the lawn. Cowpocalypse posted:someone give me the biggest wettest trump you have Murp 
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it's A bible
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Kim Jong Un: Master of Trump Whispering
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god drat I will miss him
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Kazzah posted:it's A bible lmao, this and "there are no corners in the oval office" are two I haven't heard in a long time
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He's leaking. He's soaking wet!
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VideoKid posted:When the First Lady of Japan pretended not to speak English so she didn’t have to talk to trump lol that rocks
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1084647050208333825Ramrod Hotshot posted:General Raisin' Cain was possibly the most schizophrenic Trump moment. There's so many levels to it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ0VKEMXzIQ&t=313s Pretty much all my favorites have been named at this point but I will add: -Trump dumping his microphone and earpiece on the floor -Trump ghosting the Argentinian PM onstage -Trump calling for reopening the cold case of Joe Scarborough murdering an intern -Check out Sex Tape and Past! kitten emergency posted:in 20 years you're going to be telling someone about the gorilla channel and they're going to look at you like you're crazy Comedy can now awake from its four year coma but I'm sure SNL will still be terrible a pre-presidential favorite: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/351120640180355072 
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Probably because it wasn't real that's the point, so many people thought it was real. the only thing dumber than trump is how credulous people were for fake trump poo poo, especially when the reality is far dumber than anything you can really invent
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:a pre-presidential favorite:
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I'm taking a tralfamadorian view of history. The moment is structured this way. Rudy Giuliani standing in front of tessellated red and blue Trump signs, his arms and eyes thrown skyward, as the networks call Pennsylvania and across the street the crematorium fogs the sky with corpse-ash. He has been doing this for as long as I have been alive, and he is doing it now, and he will do it forever after. His silhouette is burned into history here.
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Correctly sussing out that Juan Guido was a weak loser for the funniest reason. (His wife wasn't wearing a ring)
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His rally signs melting in the California sun back in 2016 The post-2018 election press conference meltdown
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for some reason him thinking the F-35 could actually turn invisible and being unable to pronounce "Lockheed" always stuck with me
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Say what you will about the real bad poo poo Trump and his administration stood for and done but we were all united in our disbelief, hatred and the comedy of it all
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Homeless Friend posted:god drat I will miss him
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still think about this one a lot
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Rock My Socks! posted:still think about this one a lot how did i miss this, 
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Homeless Friend posted:god drat I will miss him good news; he’s not going anywhere lol
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the Da Nang Dick Blumenthal tweet the tweet where trump complains that political correctness is destroying the Kentucky Derby when they were doing the press conference with the props of all the evidence for something or other all printed out behind them except it turned out all the pages were blank sean spicer hiding in the bushes
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Nov 9, 2020 17:58
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when he gave the medal of honor or w/e to that dog
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someone posted this comic in another thread  and i just had a a lil twinkle of a memory pop into my brain https://time.com/4758059/donald-trump-coke-nuclear-button/
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Remembered the diet coke button this morning. Absolute legend
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Nov 9, 2020 20:25
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sometimes I think of this one and giggle at inappropriate times
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the gorilla channel
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Nov 10, 2020 02:33
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he only watches the action scenes in bloodsport and makes eric fast forward through everything else
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cross posting
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its something unpredicattable, but in the end its right covfefe was the time of our lives
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Halser posted:for some reason him thinking the F-35 could actually turn invisible and being unable to pronounce "Lockheed" always stuck with me the talk about transparency in building the wall and he goes "yeah you need to be able to see through it or youll get hit on the head with a bag of drugs when they throw it over"
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Thank you comrade Vic Berger! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JICwZmAxgm4
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