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- challenging sex thrillerson to an IQ test - insisting the border wall had to be transparent so nobody would get brained by heavy bags of drugs being thrown over it - a complete inability to understand the metaphor "the oval office has no corners to hide in" e: oh yeah and publishing a link to goatse on the white house website but I have a particular investment in that one
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When Trump proudly announced that Google was gonna build a website to make coronavirus ok and had 1700 engineers working on the website, and it was gonna be the fastest website ever made. Them Google had to announce they had no idea wtf he was talking about.
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Does Roxanne getting fired for a racist qanon tweet in 2017 count? Or was it 2018? Was way before qanon was cool
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TeenageArchipelago posted:Does Roxanne getting fired for a racist qanon tweet in 2017 count? Or was it 2018? Was way before qanon was cool
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i think of demons posted:roseanne, and it was about valerie jarrett Huh, could have sworn that the tweet was about her in a qanon sense, but it might have just been a related touch of crazy https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/29/arts/television/twitter-posts-roseanne-barr.html She left up a qanon tweet when she deleted the racist one, that might be what I was thinking about
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it's something unpredictable, but in the end i die i just caught covid from my wife.
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Peanut President posted:tim apple
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uber_stoat posted:it's something unpredictable, but in the end i die Its something unpredictable, and every single day I have to announce that I'm gay
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Rock My Socks! posted:still think about this one a lot i've seen this a bunch but just today realized that the candy falls into that other kids bag lol
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sat on my keys! posted:the Da Nang Dick Blumenthal tweet holy poo poo 
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my fave bit about the McBanquet saga is that at the time the government was shut down and everyone was all 'Oh what a Trump lol, the chef is furloughed so he just got McDonalds in haha' and then he did it again after the shutdown was over
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The Tiffany TRUMP PRIDE 2020 where she goes "Growing up my mom had many friends on broadway ... who died of AIDS."
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https://i.imgur.com/YAet6Bz.mp4  The best people https://i.imgur.com/6nU0ykx.mp4 Yo! MTV Semites https://i.imgur.com/X7l33ID.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/19seoEP.mp4 Dress Edits https://i.imgur.com/uJPGi93.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/aGtEars.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/EL1jxbV.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/dQ0I7Mj.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/QCYoPeV.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/d62EiPQ.mp4
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obliriovrons posted:Halloween picture reminded me of this which I had 100% forgotten about I love this one so much because of how unfair it is. Melania has no idea what the gently caress Halloween is or how any of the customs work, and, like an idiot, she decides to just follow her husband’s lead. He’s American, right? He knows how American stuff works, just do what he does and you won’t look foolish. The wealthier children wear costumes that are flat on the top so they can be crowned with sweets in some bizarre prosperity gospel ritual, right? Joke’s on you, shithead, that guy was basically raised in a terrarium and didn’t understand basic aspects of American culture back when his brain worked. Meanwhile, it’s so unfair to the kid in the minion suit. You’ve got no peripheral vision and a limited range of movement and you’re trying to get candy from people who aren’t actually qualified to hand a candy bar to a kid correctly. You don’t even know that someone can do this wrong, because it’s worked fine every single other time you’ve ever trick or treated. Every other adult you’ve ever met knew how this works, and then your full size candy bars are falling to the floor and you can’t even see it happening and none of this is your fault. Cut forward twenty years, that kid is sucking dick for gasoline in the cold ashes of a NOVA suburb that resulted from President Carlson’s broadly popular “nuke the swamp” policy. It’s perfect because it is exactly what it is. If you’re from the US or at least loosely familiar with our culture, it’s unmistakably wrong. It’s not some political thing where you can argue that it’s actually good and normal and how putting candy on the kids’ head is a part of an attempt to take the country back, it’s just a couple full-on dopes loving up a common interaction that everyone else has understood since they were old enough to walk. Real Mean Queen has issued a correction as of 09:52 on Nov 12, 2020 |
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Finicums Wake posted:he's so funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4eHQ6wkTPA
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Remember a time when just about any ONE of these things alone would be enough to ruin a political candidate's career forever instead of inspiring The Cult of the Bald Eagle Evangelical Flag Huggers? - Howard Dean Scream - Gary Hart has an affair - John Edwards has an affair - Dan Quayle misspells "potato" - "Read my lips. No new taxes" - Bush Sr. - Dukakis rides in a tank - McGovern's VP running mate has depression - Carter fucks up a hostage rescue - Elizabeth Warren climes native american heritage/takes DNA test This is not even "media bias" or selective coverage. These are things Trump is documented doing, saying and Tweeting.
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