byob's ratings are down

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ratings?
	boobs, cleavage, bulging junk in tight pants
	cliffhangers
	swears
	unnaturally beautiful actors and cryptids
	other ideas

Ass-penny

Luvcow posted:

so it's my last two days as your feared ik and i want to address the elephant in the room... byob's ratings are down amongst our core audience. our board of overseers has cut funding and our missionaries have all either been assimilated by the tribes they went out to preach to or they've been lost to natural disasters, wild animal attacks or both simultaneously. there have been several ideas bandied about and i'd like to use this thread to discuss these and other ideas for getting our ratings back up:

1. more gratuitous nudity in thread tags
2. more cliffhangers at the end of pages
3. swears, lots and lots of swears, like we should talk like the cool kids do these days
4. byob posters be replaced by younger, more beautiful actors who are clearly in their late 20s to early 40s but are cast as teenagers in a dark yet tumultuous high school setting... with super powers... and vampires... and mummies

please use this thread to discuss

I was excited to see cryptids in the poll, but when I read the OP it looks more like you are talking about monsters and not cryptids? We need drop bears! Fresno Nightcrawlers! Flat Bigfoot!

Also:

Slush Garbo posted:

i got two words for you:

SHARK WEEK

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