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i mean it seems like a group of extremely wealthy people have already done that op, many many times over
edit: oh i thought you said the constitution, my bad
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“we gotta warm it up in the oven”
me: mhmm.. yeah, nice and warm
“that’ll reveal a secret message”
me: secret yeah no one can know
“are you?”
me: so i go first?
“w...what”
me: warm it up. secret. yeah
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last one to sign it has to eat it
 "Nothing excites my penis like dry parchment." - nicholas cage in national treasure
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PANAMA HAT pilfers the Cross of Coronado out of INDY'S satchel
INDY: That belongs in my rear end!
Paul Revere: The British are coming! The British are coming!
Me: (sweaty, out of breath) Finally.
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*sweating*
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*me walking several well dressed individuals down a hallway deep within the byob headquarters*
"and down here in the vault we have our best scholar macnult doing his best to restore the declaration of independence"
*opens door and slams it shut quickly*
"would you gentleman like to see the quilting wing instead?"
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*door slams behind me*
neighbor: oh man... trouble in paradise?
me: *stuffing old parchment into my backpack* something like that
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