lets imagine new forms of government

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

How would we best interpret the directives of a gorilla president

Sign language commands translated by a cadre of interpreters.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 14:41

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Some sort of anarcho-monarchism maybe? There's no hierarchy and everyone is a king

# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 14:42

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Antinatalist gerontocratic cummunism

# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 15:33

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

make a computer president.

You can already get a flesh and blood fascist why'd you want a silicone one.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 15:41

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

And voting is required by law, not voting or preventing someone from voting is punishable by gulag.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 16:03

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

We elect a random person for a 10 year term and after it's over, off with their heads to avoid any improper dealings and plots.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 16:24

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

ur mum is the means of head production

So we seize her, what's next

# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 17:26

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

What happens to the biscuit :confused:

# ¿ Oct 31, 2020 03:26

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

capitaljism

After it comes cummunism

# ¿ Oct 31, 2020 20:30

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