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TASER BALLS | 420 | 85.89% | |
TASER BALLS | 69 | 14.11% | |
Total: | 489 votes |
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I have the day off tomorrow because I'm a state employee and we get it as a holiday, of all the things. I wish I had taken Wednesday off though too, even though we won't have any results yet. Trmp. Trml. Trppphhhhfffff
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 08:52 |
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# ¿ May 29, 2024 10:27 |
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pillsburysoldier posted:Please trump with us You have my bow
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 08:55 |
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Qurnah posted:so i just checked the news for the first time in five years and apparently donuld j(enius) truemp is running for president lmao mistakes were made
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 09:18 |
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Plinkey posted:Polls open in what, 3 hours? Have you considered sleeping for a few hours and *then* going to the polls? Sleep is good.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 09:26 |
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Tom Gorman posted:the dudes in trucks going down my street honking at 2am here in chudfuck missouri haven't
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 09:29 |
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 19:45 |
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cumshitter posted:ill be honest i voted for biden because when i was hanging out with my ex a month ago they were telling me about how they feel less safe as a trans person under an aggressively anti-trans president. i dont care about the accelerationism poo poo and frankly my vote doesnt matter and me explaining how that doesnt matter in california wont make a difference. but i promised them i would and i want them to feel safer than they do now. im going to be sad if biden loses because i know on some level they will take it as the country rejecting them as a person. and they will be right, even if the average trump voter is not explicitly anti-trans Biden is bad, but at least I don't feel like he wants to round me up on a list and execute me for being non-binary/trans. =/ So there's that.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2020 08:14 |
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Bilirubin posted:a cheeser but the melted cheese is mac and cheese and the bun is a pretzel I'd eat it
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2020 07:12 |
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Just lmao at NBC cutting away from Trmppp and just never looking back.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2020 00:58 |
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2020 04:51 |
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I'm currently going through a bunch of really bad medical poo poo I don't know how it's going to turn out and I've been increasingly feeling like less and less of a human that can interact with other humans. But by gosh the content the last few days has been incredible and now matter how crazy I feel at lest I'm not as crazy as these fuckos storming the capitol. Bless.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2021 16:00 |
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pancake rabbit posted:good morning and lol too little too late, Zuck
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2021 17:01 |
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Mirthless posted:i mean, no president before has invited rioters to come to the capitol building to murder congress, so maybe this time it will be different? lol
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2021 17:50 |
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I'm at the coup attempt I'm at the covid superspreader event I'm at the combination coup attempt / covid superspreader event
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2021 21:56 |
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Somebody take donnie's phone away from him again and set him down for a nap Please do something
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 15:52 |
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I can't believe antifa would dare to send busloads of people from out of state to DC
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 15:59 |
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I met Fetterman twice at rallies/marches when I still lived in Pittsburgh; he's rad as gently caress both in person and in his policies. I would 100% love to be represented by him again.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 18:26 |
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Heavy Sleeper posted:whats the etiquette for eating cake by yourself? I’ve just been taking whatever piece looks right at the time but am worried the uneaten pieces are feeling left out. You can do whatever you want to that solo-eating cake. Source: I ate a whole pan of brownies by myself when I was on vacation and nobody could judge me.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 18:40 |
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Somebody better make sure Jack is hiding in a good bunker for a while.. Trmrrr gonna launch the nukes
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 00:30 |
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Mr. Funktastic posted:trump eating a permaban is probably the funniest poo poo to happen in 2020 so far and we've already had a nazi tase himself in the balls to death
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 00:58 |
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skewetoo posted:Sarah Conner voice: the nuclear holocaust was caused by the president being permad on twitter This is truly the dumbest timeline given that this is absolutely gonna be considered by the orange boy
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 01:36 |
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We did it
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 08:24 |
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Gods_Butthole posted:Taking this moment to relink my own content because I think day crew would like it and I'm a whore for attention Seeing stephen miller's face come up in the close up made me giggle as it reminded me that that ghoul is only 4 years older than me
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 19:44 |
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:https://twitter.com/alexnpress/status/1347999140492541952 I just made the Dredd frown irl, thanks
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 22:01 |
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Please make the Dredd smile. This is the best I've got, sorry
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 22:15 |
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:Whoops I tripped and dropped this gang tag here I sure hope nobody picks it up!!! Mods pls rename me to "DoubleODipshit and give me this tag tia
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 03:42 |
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Pooky posted:
Don't worry they have the tin cans and strings ready for their loyal base to use in the meantime
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 03:49 |
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Zurtilik posted:Conservatives want the world run by businesses and the free market and then get mad when the free market decides. Yeah it's not supposed to side against them duh
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 04:04 |
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Great minds
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 04:14 |
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That fake patriot (actually antifa supersoldier) looked disgusting - balls glowing - in his red hat before Congress. Very very disrespectful.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 04:46 |
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Chris James 2 posted:there was also a woman who got stepped on while carrying a flag explicitly saying not to step on her Please as if her fellows who trod on her could read
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 05:05 |
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Objective Action posted:*cough* oh gently caress that's good
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 05:13 |
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I don't know who graced me with these beautiful blue balls but thank you
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 05:23 |
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CODChimera posted:who the gently caress is dan bongino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09Nan-uARF4
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 06:24 |
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Gods_Butthole posted:Such a big happy boy! Think of just how long it's going to take for that KFC grease smell to dissipate
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 06:43 |
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CODChimera posted:i watch this every time at least twice Any reason for posting (and rewatching) it is a good reason
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 06:59 |
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They've become so numb I can't feel them there Become so fried So much more aware They're becoming this All I want to do Is to taze my balls And be less like you
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 16:58 |
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deathbysnusnu posted:Lol my hospital is a covid hub and one of our cardiologists is a covid denialist and terminally Fox News brained. The other members of his practice sat him down and explained he was going to delete his Facebook. Medical professionals continuing to be COVID-denialists still breaks me. Just how? How can you be medically and scientifically trained and still just be like " Nope it's not real" when presented with the staggering weight of evidence? I'm a (state) gov't scientist and even our chuddiest in my branch got all serious about it when I and another person got COVID this summer through work. Ahhhhh.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 17:10 |
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deathbysnusnu posted:He would admit covid was real but it wasn’t a big deal and just meant to harm trump as our icu metastasized to 3 new nursing floors and code blues were being paged over head every hour. rear end in a top hat even wore an n95 all day and didn’t physically see covid patients. I know my actual breakdown of AAAAAAAAHIng is against the spirit of the thread but aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Anyways, trup.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 17:18 |
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# ¿ May 29, 2024 10:27 |
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Well, can't say it's not a memorable speech at least
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 17:36 |