Signifiers of cool in the wrong context

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snergle: A kind little mouse!

The Voice of Labor posted:

being successful and revered because of your virtues and merits in capitalism

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:06

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:19

Bingo Bango

The perfect 5 o'clock shadow on my underarms

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:08

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

Smoking a cigarette through your tracheostomy.

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# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:16

Heather Papps: hello friend

Cobalt-60 posted:

Smoking a cigarette through your tracheostomy.

i mean this is pretty cool, but wait till you see someone empty a box of wine thru that hole

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 5, 2020 02:07

Yinlock

sheathing a wood axe like it's a katana

Yinlock fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Nov 5, 2020

# ? Nov 5, 2020 02:23

snergle: A kind little mouse!

playing rock music on the piano in church

# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:21

catapede: Eatin' fish leaves
Gettin' strong

Heather Papps posted:

i mean this is pretty cool, but wait till you see someone empty a box of wine thru that hole

Or open a beer bottle with one.

# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:27

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

driving my convertible with the top down during a catastrophic meteor shower

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# ? Nov 7, 2020 05:28

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

A pretty lady needs a light for her cigarette. Luckily, I have a lighter! I just take a second to pull it out of its dedicated storage spot inside my rear end

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# ? Nov 7, 2020 05:29

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Machine's on the fritz? Don't worry everyone. I walk into the room. I bump the machine with my fist in that oh so cool way and the machine turns on. The machine is a Cyberdyne Systems terminator model-101 and it kills everybody

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# ? Nov 7, 2020 05:31

biosterous

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Machine's on the fritz? Don't worry everyone. I walk into the room. I bump the machine with my fist in that oh so cool way and the machine turns on. The machine is a Cyberdyne Systems terminator model-101 and it kills everybody

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
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he/him

# ? Nov 7, 2020 06:41

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Machine's on the fritz? Don't worry everyone. I walk into the room. I bump the machine with my fist in that oh so cool way and the machine turns on. The machine is a Cyberdyne Systems terminator model-101 and it kills everybody

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# ? Nov 7, 2020 09:09

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Machine's on the fritz? Don't worry everyone. I walk into the room. I bump the machine with my fist in that oh so cool way and the machine turns on. The machine is a Cyberdyne Systems terminator model-101 and it kills everybody

# ? Nov 7, 2020 10:09

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

*puts cool sunglasses on*
*it's overcast*

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# ? Nov 7, 2020 11:46

pecan

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Machine's on the fritz? Don't worry everyone. I walk into the room. I bump the machine with my fist in that oh so cool way and the machine turns on. The machine is a Cyberdyne Systems terminator model-101 and it kills everybody

# ? Nov 7, 2020 16:55

more falafel please: forums poster

acting like i'm too cool to have any idea what's going on, at my job as a safety inspector at a nuclear plant

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:48

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Being a killer 80's retro synthwave producer but it's 1997

# ? Jan 9, 2021 08:53

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Just not giving a gently caress what your parakeets think of you.

# ? Jan 9, 2021 08:58

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Bragging to kids at school about losing your virginity but you're 38.

# ? Jan 9, 2021 09:04

nut

wearing a lot of belts over ur waist arms and legs but ur not in an anime

# ? Jan 9, 2021 13:37

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Offering to share your bomb drugs with all at the party but you're in a rehabilitation centre and the party is for Vicky finishing the program.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Jan 9, 2021

# ? Jan 9, 2021 14:18

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Tying an onion to your belt but it's no longer the style of the time

# ? Jan 9, 2021 16:50

google THIS

Using ace BYOB humor anywhere other than BYOB

# ? Jan 9, 2021 17:33

Sloane: What do you mean I'm not on the list?

walking across the hot sand while applying sunscreen to your swimsuit clad body, casually rubbing it all over your flexed muscles, just another beautiful day in the sandbox at a public park

# ? Jan 9, 2021 17:48

Finger Prince

Driving your lamborghini to your 9-5 job as director of a local commercial cleaning service in the suburbs of a small, forgotten city in the Midwest.

# ? Jan 9, 2021 20:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

lighting up a big cee-gar while pumping gas

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 9, 2021 21:16

Finger Prince

Rollin down the street smokin indo sippin on gin and juice, laid back, with your mind on your money and your money on your mind, dropping off your kids at Montessori.

# ? Jan 9, 2021 21:32

Finger Prince

Motorcycle cop

# ? Jan 10, 2021 16:08

nut

0 post count but u work at a blog

# ? Jan 10, 2021 16:58

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Casually walking by ignoring a celebrity but it's Dr. Fauci and he's begging you to put on a mask.

# ? Jan 10, 2021 17:19

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Shredding your guitar with massive amplifiers turned all the way but you're on a mountain during an avalanche warning.

# ? Jan 10, 2021 17:21

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

hand-carved buxom mermaid figurehead but it's on the popemobile

# ? Jan 10, 2021 19:04

Stoner Sloth

Buttchocks posted:

hand-carved buxom mermaid figurehead but it's on the popemobile

this secretly gives the popemobile it['s unholy power

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