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driving my convertible with the top down during a catastrophic meteor shower
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A pretty lady needs a light for her cigarette. Luckily, I have a lighter! I just take a second to pull it out of its dedicated storage spot inside my rear end
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Nov 7, 2020 05:29
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Machine's on the fritz? Don't worry everyone. I walk into the room. I bump the machine with my fist in that oh so cool way and the machine turns on. The machine is a Cyberdyne Systems terminator model-101 and it kills everybody
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