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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fast cars loose anus posted:

If either of those two idiot Cowboys right by it could catch we wouldn't even have any controversy

They didn't even need to jump, they had enough time to let it come down into their arms.

So of course both mistimed their jumps and made it impossible for either to get it.

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

BGrifter posted:

I want to see either of these two teams win the Super Bowl this year.

Can you imagine the magical journey that would have to take place for either of them to win the Super Bowl??

Tom Brady dies, possesses the body of DiNucci to win one last Super Bowl

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

I want to be drunk as gently caress at this game, screaming NOOCH while wentz is holding on to the football for his life at the bottom of a pointless dog pile

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

next week is the old bowl

Cnidario
Mar 22, 2013

seiferguy posted:

Sorry Cris, I disagree that the "Philadelphia Eagles" look like a "football team"

Are any of the teams in the NFC East playing “football?”

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Are Tom Brady and Drew Brees even allowed to stay up that late?

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
nothing in 2020 is good and the years after are unlikely to be that great for me no matter what happens Tuesday so I'm reduced to merely asking for a 4-11-1 team in the playoffs

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

seiferguy posted:

Sorry Cris, I disagree that the "Philadelphia Eagles" look like a "football team"

We all know the "Football Team" is in Washington.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

DC Murderverse posted:

Tom Brady dies, possesses the body of DiNucci to win one last Super Bowl

But does he posses him out of his own malevolent desires or in a a case of wizardary gone wrong?

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

saints are going to get loving stomped next sunday

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

next week is the old bowl

I hope nobody scores any TDs so they can't use any of the all-time TD record graphics that have been painstakingly prepared

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
"the smooch" dinucc

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Quiet Feet posted:

Are Tom Brady and Drew Brees even allowed to stay up that late?

We just need to tuck them into bed early so they can catch the 5am reruns of Matlock.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Leaving too much time for Dinucci

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Other teams should copy that onside attempt, that almost worked

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


Kirios posted:

END THIS GAME ALREADY

no.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Tulalip Tulips posted:

But does he posses him out of his own malevolent desires or in a a case of wizardary gone wrong?

Jameis Winston kills him with a car and god lets his favorite son back on earth to win one more

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I really want Dallas to somehow end up in a Hail Mary situation.

I can't imagine what it would look like.

How close would they have to be to even try it?

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Dinucci on the bench looking like he is reevaluating his life choices

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


fast cars loose anus posted:

nothing in 2020 is good and the years after are unlikely to be that great for me no matter what happens Tuesday so I'm reduced to merely asking for a 4-11-1 team in the playoffs

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I'm the Faaaat Miiiike
Duh

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
:lol: identical ratings

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...

HappyHippo posted:

Other teams should copy that onside attempt, that almost worked

Safety onside punt is the craziest poo poo Ive ever seen

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Kirios posted:

END THIS GAME ALREADY

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Dinucci on the bench looking like he is reevaluating his life choices

Dinucci already thinking about how he can invest his gameday checks into a failed pizzaria

maduin
Mar 4, 2003

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Dinucci on the bench looking like he is reevaluating his life choices

Imagine just being the third string qb, getting paid league minimum and hanging out with football players all day. Then, all of a sudden youre sacrificed on the pyre of Dallas Cowboys football.

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
oh I see no time outs lol

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

Aaaaw poo poo guess what time it is???

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


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dinucci looks like he bet his game check online on him winning the game

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
I would absolutely consider this one of the classic Cowboys/Eagles games.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

fast cars loose anus posted:

nothing in 2020 is good and the years after are unlikely to be that great for me no matter what happens Tuesday so I'm reduced to merely asking for a 4-11-1 team in the playoffs

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Toaster Beef posted:

i demand clownball

this worked out pretty well imo

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Dinnuci when he's not being rushed still throws kind of sidearm.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Target implies you hit it.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




No faith in Eagles kicker

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
Wentz has been absolutely putrid but the man JUST WINS GAMES

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Magicpants posted:

dinucci looks like he bet his game check online on him winning the game

Imagine betting on the Cowboys to win

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


4TH DOWN

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
HELP THE MAN OUT A LITTLE!

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
He really likes sidearming things

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