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A kind little mouse!
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is a girl buying your gamer guy bath water. because youre her kind of man.
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you're going to need more than that to wash in gwen, the bottle only holds 4 ounces. don't cheap out on me i know you can afford it
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Nov 2, 2020 07:09
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you're going to need more than that to wash in gwen, the bottle only holds 4 ounces. don't cheap out on me i know you can afford it
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Nov 2, 2020 08:53
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you're going to need more than that to wash in gwen, the bottle only holds 4 ounces. don't cheap out on me i know you can afford it
ohhhhh i've had it up to here *holds palm like 0.5 cm above the base of the tub
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Nov 2, 2020 11:25
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Does she know that I piss in the bath and if so can I charge a premium for that
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Nov 2, 2020 14:03
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Gwen Stefani (of no doubt) 's reflection is twisted and hued yellow as she stands behind a complex array of beakers and test tubes designed to filter your piss from the bath water she purchased.
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Nov 2, 2020 16:08
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"Eureka!" she cries, holding aloft a golden vial.
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Nov 2, 2020 16:25
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please stop calling me, gwen stefani of no doubt.
so what you're saying is.... "don't speak"
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Nov 2, 2020 16:36
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gwen you know i only have a shower in my new apartment. no i will not stand in a bucket while i shower. no you cannot be my shower drain
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Nov 2, 2020 16:40
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ok gwen stefani of no doubt I will let you sip my soapy man juice from the tub while I'm soaking
ONCE
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Nov 2, 2020 16:42
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please stop calling me, gwen stefani of no doubt. sometimes things just don't work out, it doesn't have to be anyone's fault. i don't want to give you any more of my bathwater.
She's played this game before, she knows she can leave a message and you'll call her back
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Nov 2, 2020 16:50
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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"no mom i'm still wearing my tighty whites because after a full year of not washing them acclaimed singer/songwriter, former lead singer of no doubt and current judge on nbc's the voice gwen stefani will buy them from me for thousands of dollars..."
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Nov 2, 2020 17:26
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Goon Stinkfani
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Nov 2, 2020 17:27
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One day nearer spring
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lol
*she hands you an envelope stuffed with monopoly money in exchange for the bathwater*
"you're not really gwen stefani are you?"
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Nov 2, 2020 17:29
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[To the tune of "Don't Speak"] Post Feet
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Nov 2, 2020 17:45
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[To the tune of "Don't Speak"] Post Feet
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Nov 2, 2020 17:57
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gwen you know i only have a shower in my new apartment. no i will not stand in a bucket while i shower. no you cannot be my shower drain
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Nov 2, 2020 18:01
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me at the wine tasting with Gwen: so I just sip it?
gwen: ya ya and swish it around real good in your mouth
me: mhm mhm
gwen: and then spit it into this bucket here
me: wait why does no one else have a bucket
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Nov 2, 2020 18:02
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A kind little mouse!
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[To the tune of "Don't Speak"] Post Feet
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Nov 2, 2020 19:21
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i will not holla back, girl. not anymore. i'm done.
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Nov 2, 2020 20:18
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Novembers photoset is me clearing cobwebs in increasingly lewd positions
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Nov 2, 2020 20:40
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[To the tune of "Don't Speak"] Post Feet
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Nov 2, 2020 22:24
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once a blind girl asked me if gwen stefani was pretty
i said yes, she was - but you could just smell the desperation on her
On the blind girl or Gwen?
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Can't post for 10 years!
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lol
*she hands you an envelope stuffed with monopoly money in exchange for the bathwater*
"you're not really gwen stefani are you?"
I think it would be more like “bleh im Gwen stefani from no doubt eat my pussy duhhhh” 
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Nov 4, 2020 00:53
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A kind little mouse!
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i have had it up to here with gwen stafani of no doubt, amy lee of evanescence, and avril lavigne of avril lavigne hounding me.
i mean its your fault for being that sk8ter boi. did you ever try not being so sk8ter?
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Nov 4, 2020 19:51
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A kind little mouse!
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im trying to think of a good joke from that song where gwen wishes she had a mistake because she thinks someone would be a good dad but i cant someone else better at jokes make one ty
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Nov 4, 2020 19:52
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"Stop being such a Gwen," people start saying
Buzzfeed: "14 Things Every Gwen Does"
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Nov 4, 2020 20:00
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"Stop being such a Gwen," people start saying
Buzzfeed: "14 Things Every Gwen Does"
if you offer a gamer boi $1,000 to lick the doritos crumbs off his three wolf moon tshirt... you might be a gwen.
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Nov 4, 2020 22:07
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"Stop being such a Gwen," people start saying
Buzzfeed: "14 Things Every Gwen Does"
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- Prof. Crocodile
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no gwen stefani, for the last time you MAY NOT rub the yellowed sweatband of my ill-fitting fedora all over your naked body.
no i don't care how many mbtc you offer, this isn't about money, it's about you being high-key creepy all the time.
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