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Vim Fuego posted:US-Russia relations are ruined?!? Do you ever think that Americans are uniquely unpragmatic, and the rest of the world is confused as poo poo about how we are the world's reigning power?
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The Human Crouton posted:Do you ever think that Americans are uniquely unpragmatic, and the rest of the world is confused as poo poo about how we are the world's reigning power? well, apart from the military adventurism and complete and total destruction of anything that could in the slightest resist, does the sun rise and set?
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Gods_Butthole posted:Ah truly the unstoppable force vs the immovable object of bowel movements. You have my prayers. eSports Chaebol posted:Ah yes, the GI speedball Who said thoughts and prayers do nothing? Because my rectum is holding on longer than menorah oil right now.
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The Human Crouton posted:Do you ever think that Americans are uniquely unpragmatic, and the rest of the world is confused as poo poo about how we are the world's reigning power? i think the smart ones know why the us has such power, we are super eager to kill our own population as well as theirs
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Reverend Dr posted:i think the smart ones know why the us has such power, we are super eager to kill our own population as well as theirs how much is this vs just pure, lucky historical coincidence?
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Reverend Dr posted:i think the smart ones know why the us has such power, we are super eager to kill our own population as well as theirs Zapp Brannigan was a warning.
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So with Biden winning, does any candidate have to be "for something" now, or is it now okay to knee people, who say that, in the balls?
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There's a unique foible to the Russian personality. They actually love the poo poo that they hate.
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Epic High Five posted:gulag I should expect as much from a Stalinist
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Gods_Butthole posted:I should expect as much from a Stalinist Correct, enjoy your rehabailitive vacation to most remote siberia
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The Human Crouton posted:Do you ever think that Americans are uniquely unpragmatic, and the rest of the world is confused as poo poo about how we are the world's reigning power? I assume they realize the only reason we're on top is because they all decided to blow the gently caress out of each other while we were on the other side of the world. As a result, they figured out that if they just stop shooting each other they can climb back up eventually. America learned the opposite lesson.
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Cannon_Fodder posted:Who said thoughts and prayers do nothing? gonna blow out your o ring and end up permanently goatman’d
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Kitfox88 posted:gonna blow out your o ring and end up permanently goatman’d We've got ourselves a God drat prophet. I'm reaping the whirlwind right now
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gently caress COREY PERRY posted:here is the emt joose maniac saga that has been saved on my hard drive unknown numbers of years Why isnt this a movie yet
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Gods_Butthole posted:Ah truly the unstoppable force vs the immovable object of bowel movements. You have my prayers. Lol just lol if you're bowels arent vibrating with Meth and electronic horse power as you roller skate thru a crowd of unsuspecting bus riders 40 y/o Male from Canada posted: Swim's most euphoric combination was actually this morning: Swallow a tablet of TUMS (antiacid) then, Crushed into fine powder: - 80mg Ritalin with ECA Stack (24mg ECL Ephedrine, 81 mg Aspirin, 100mg Caffeine tablets. and distributed the resulting 285 mg total cocktail powder as follows: + 20mg cocktail powder for Intra-urethral ROA (for automatic re-dosing): Filled 20mg of this cocktail powder inside a hollow urethral plug, up the urethra, and lock it to my genital piecing. The tiny sweat will take care of slowly dissolving it. + 20mg cocktail powder for sub-lingual ROA (for automatic re-dosing) with a tongue piercing Rx delivery mechanism. + 245 Plugging: Dissolved the remaining 245mg of power inside a baby feeding syringe filled with warm water, and squirted it up the rectum. When finished plugging (aka Booty Bumping), I locked myself into a full waistband steel chastity belt with an integrated Steel Rattler Butt Plug, (Google for "Rattler Butt Plug" by Mr. S) that, in addition to completely seal the cocktail, it also ensured that any trapped opiates inside feces, will get crushed inside the rectum, dissolved and the large surface are of the steel butt plug, will evenly get soaked and distribute opiates trough the entire rectal mucus membrane it comes in contact with. -- That otherwise would get lost. Knowing that my dentist cleanup is scheduled, for automatic re-dosing on the go, I also decided on to redose on the go sublingually ROA, through my tongue piercing barbell with a small container on the top. (Google for "Vibe Master Tongue Ring"). When the vibrator mechanism and the battery is removed, the housing can easily hold 20mg of powder) Drilled 4 tiny holes, one of which directly under the barbell stud, and as saliva will slowly come in contact, it will flow the opiate directly down the Salivary glands where the bottom ball comes into contact with. For extra efficiency when working out, this is best done when biting on sports double mouthguard, as the a mouth guard will increase salivary flow coming into contact with the freely wiggling and unobstructed tongue piercing delivery mechanism. I'm not a big fan of sub-lingual ROA re-dosing when inline skating, because in addition if having to endure the terrible Ritalin taste soaked in the my mouth (also known as Meth Mouth), Meth mouth is a devastating effect of methamphetamines on teeth, by attacking and stripping the enamel. It's not what I particularly look forward to. I will only use this method once in a while for the experience, with caution and moderation, especially when I'm due for a teeth cleanup at my dentist. I covered the outfit with a tight pair of spandex shorts, and put on a pair of inline skates and protective equipment, ready to skate the trails. It's desirable to be out the door fast, and already on inline-skates, before plugging onset kicks-in. It's usually the plugging onset that kicks in first, fast and hard, which happens to also be the largest dose. Clenching on wheels, lacing skates and putting on protection equipment while the onset quickly rushes to peak, can be tricky on the balance, so I manage to on wheels fast. It's best and safe to have a stabilized rolling skating momentum when the onset will kick-in. This instant moment, it's the highlight, and makes extremely pleasant experience. "The feeling is best described as: Being in a Concorde at the very moment it brakes the sound barrier" I laced my skates, stood up the pavement and as I started to roll, every bump I was rolling over, caused my rattler butt plug to send mild, yet euphoric vibes up my spine. By the time, the initial syringe Plugging onset kicked-in fast and hard, just in time. And increasing exponentially with every move as now the butt plug is effectively dissolving and stirring like a food blender any trapped or hidden cocktail solution inside the anal canal). Definitely wired and tweaked for endurance. Carried loads of Gatorade to keep hydrated. And obviously roller sating slow -- as any signs of pain was non-existent while cutting trough head wind or up slopes. Inside my urethra, an (anatomical curved) 85mm Hollow Prince's wand sound filled with powder. As sweat comes in contact, it slowly drips the cocktail trough my vertical Apadravia Piercing barbell, effectively slowly and constantly re-dosing though the glans. Intra-urethral ROA is a very efficient ROA for hassle-free, hands-free automatic re-dosing, on the go. My penis rendered in a meth-dick state confined inside my chastity belt steel tube, with every skating stroke and road bump, aside of the butt plug's clanger inside rattling vibes up my column, it was also mildly vibing against my prostate. This teasing, combined with the rolling skating motion, the weight of the powdered-filled wand inside my urethra was either sending my penis flying against the steel walls of it's thick steel protector tube, or the protruding 1mm screwed ball at the end knocking metal to metal. I have observed that this wiggling motion and pleasant knocking, also causes powder to be available at all times where my 10gauge piercing barbell crosses though the drilled hole of the wand. As tiny sweat comes into contact with the powdered barbell that cuts at though the drilled hole of the powered filled urethra wand, it dissolves it and flows down by gravity along the barbell walls down the glands ready to be instantaneously absorbed by the penis glans. At one point, I was over stimulated -- helplessly at the edge of an orgasm throughout, but not quite. I would say hard-core teasing. To fully appreciate the experience, is not to think about it and solely focus on enjoying the pleasant and euphoric workout experience. Very euphoric combination and hyperfocused. Sounds and colours on the trail were extremely enhanced. 4 hours later, when I came home, I was still buzzing. It goes without saying that immediately after I stepped down from my inline skates, and my (now drained) tongue barbell is removed, some hard-core teeth brushing is due. And this is my 4 cents on Swim's most euphoric combination. It's my own experience, and my personal observations -- which I neither endorse nor oppose. I do however known my limits, and often reach them, without going beyond them. meth_latex_catsuit_doll added 337 Minutes and 6 Seconds later... And just repeated the same experience this evening. But at half the above dose. I also dropped 20mg of Ritan pills into my a half-gallon Gatorate in my Hydration Backpack. After I skated 1 hour, and ran trough half of my Hydration backpack, it was a sign to return. I realized that it was too much for one day, as "I felt I lost power", and could literally feel every single hot sweat droplets pouring down on my shirt. The return, was made in 2+ hours with frequent and long stops on every single bus stop bench I could find. One new thing I discovered this time, is to refrain from rolling my skates back and forth while seated at the bus bench, as the slightest vibrations in such relaxed and oversensitive state are greatly being amplified by the tight spandex shots rubbing against my legs and the steel chastity belt (and consequently triggering wild clanging by the attached Butt Plug's internal cavity that is filled with buckshot knocking against the prostate, which, would also trigger the penis to react -- and consequently activating the Ritalined-filled wand Intra-urethral ROA discharge mechanism to release tiny Rx on the glans. Long story short, it would be very embarrassing to be the center of attention with "Ritalined-tinted Cum" flowing mysteriously down SWIMS sports pouch belt (which houses inside the Chasity belt steel penis protector prodding out of the spandex shorts hole. At all costs, I would avoid an unexpected orgasm whist unnecessarily occupying a bus stop seat on inline skates, a seat reserved for passengers. Not skaters. (even less a tweaked skater (in an altered state of mind) having sex and being hosed on skates!) Not that SWIM is not already attracting slight attention due to sweating pouring line rain down from it's eye-catching hardshell helmet... (due to a cool "T-100 Tunebug Shake" is mounted on the top surface of the helmet, turning it's entire surface into a surround speaker system, and splaying music across my cranium. That system is proved to be safe, as splayed music being fed by the iPod, doesn't interfere with ambient sound). Caution is advised, and proceed with caution. Not an experience to be attempted by rookies as the outcome can be very embarrassing. So being conscious that SWIM is in a constant state at the edge of an orgasm, and over-stimulated, the best way is to be careful not to masturbate (or the thought of being presently hosed from all over -- not easy, but feasible). Swim is also aware to avoid sitting between the gap separating the bus seat wooden boards, as any attempt to sit down Butt Plugged other than with an even pressure surface, in the attempt the base of the butt plug can be awkwardly tilted in an uncomfortable position and/or hit the prostate, that will slowly bring an orgasm in the seconds to come -- and you can't do anything to stop it, but to feel it slowly coming into your way and take control of your body. (SWIM also remembers, that he is loaded with additional equipment weigh and tweaked on skates, (and to a certain also restricted) so any adjustment may not be as quick as with reflexes). So when skating to a seat, SWIM makes sure to aim for the center of the middle bench board. I initially trained myself more than a year ago in a huge parking lot. Got my leggings wet several times, but at least I was alone. It was very unpleasant experience to orgasm and stimulated on skates. Very unpleasant (and unsafe to a certain extend, as body control is momentarily being lost -- thus fully geared with protection equipment I was always skating around a post). Easier said than done. Practice makes perfect. It's not easy. But fun part is to accomplish this challenge! To conclude Swims "most euphoric combination experience" thread, I stess, two things: - The tick to avoid any embarrassment is to be aware that SWIM is about to have sex on skates and be hosed hard from everywhere, both mind-hosed and body-hosed on wheels. So SOLELY focus on fully enjoying the skating euphoric experience, both on wheels and skating mind. Also be aware that you have lubricated wheels permanently locked under your feet. So the margin of error is not in your favor. You can't step down from the weeks - you go along where they take you. So SWIM always wears full protection equipment, with top quality skates and a harshell helmet. - Be aware that SWIM has been fueled for unlimited endurance and immunized from any form of pain. In that state, SWIM's body isn't transmitting or feeling the slightest pain. So this is where any "power loss" must be interpreted as body pain telling you to immediately stop, find a place to sit, take a moderate break and hydrate. Failing to stop during a "power loss", may result in SWIM's not live to skate the next block. Or waking up in the ER in that state... It's not a good idea to do things your heart doesn't like, especially when it can't communicate any warning sings to you. So this is my second and final part of SWIM's most euphoric experience, along with my own personal observations. I hope you enjoyed it. Life is too precious and live long to experience it's beauties! Be safe, play safe and SWIM will be around enjoying life to the edge!
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like a real-life version of the Fourth Stimpire
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i know i'm late for this but if you want to have a good/depressing time go through TCC and find some of the long threads and you can watch over time the regulars get permabanned for dying. TCC is probably a better argument against doing drugs than DARE since you can watch some of the dumbest people in the world (goons) posting with incredible arrogance about how only pussies *don't* just eyeball their heroin doses ah gently caress i'm dead. there are a couple other roads they wind up going down if they don't own themselves. one is ordering research chemicals from increasingly sketchy sites in increasingly sketchy countries then trying to DIY chemistry their drugs and inevitably getting caught out that TotallyLegitResearchChemicals dot ru dot tw dot cn shipped them sugar instead of cocaine. the other is they get into the weird goon projects like immodium guy where they find increasingly difficult and esoteric ways to get high, all while insisting they totally have it under control and nobody knows they're on drugs and high all the time
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Bro Dad posted:what did yall have for brunch today chili and fritos and now im gonna eat a bunch of tuna
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My brunch was a cup noodle and a berocca.
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brunch is for the weak. elevensies forever
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Shageletic posted:Lol just lol if you're bowels arent vibrating with Meth and electronic horse power as you roller skate thru a crowd of unsuspecting bus riders still one of the single best fplus readings
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Shageletic posted:Lol just lol if you're bowels arent vibrating with Meth and electronic horse power as you roller skate thru a crowd of unsuspecting bus riders  I'm both terrified and intrigued
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Gods_Butthole posted:
Thats just a Slaanesh worshiper.
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Kitfox88 posted:still one of the single best fplus readings got a link
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250 new posts i wonder what's up in the election thread oh
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Shageletic posted:Lol just lol if you're bowels arent vibrating with Meth and electronic horse power as you roller skate thru a crowd of unsuspecting bus riders hell, same
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Zeno-25 posted:250 new posts i wonder what's up in the election thread oh its the perfect way to wrap up the election cycle
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:So with Biden winning, does any candidate have to be "for something" now,
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wpisshpissypiss ipissspiss tpisshpissipissspiss tpisshpissrpissrpissepissapissdpiss spisstpissipisslpisslpiss opissppissepissnpiss
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Excelzior posted:like a real-life version of the Fourth Stimpire In the last 500 years...
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just to be clear, someone who is NOT me
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Shageletic posted:got a link no exact time stamp sadly but it’s near the end. good episode in general though.
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voting for Biden is the same thing as pledging to star citizen, actually
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Taintrunner posted:voting for Biden is the same thing as pledging to star citizen, actually Who are the whales in this scenario?
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John_A_Tallon posted:Who are the whales in this scenario? the “leftists” for Biden who “invested” all their social capital believing they were gonna “push him left”
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