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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
full speed ahead, packers get no RBs, niners get no WRs

https://twitter.com/mattbarrows/status/1324052175438270464

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Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Spoeank posted:

full speed ahead, packers get no RBs, niners get no WRs

https://twitter.com/mattbarrows/status/1324052175438270464

This seems like a fair trade, all things considered.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Spoeank posted:

full speed ahead, packers get no RBs, niners get no WRs

https://twitter.com/mattbarrows/status/1324052175438270464

The 49er's are just plague zombies at this point.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The 49er's are just plague zombies at this point.

one positive covid test!!! We are cursed not plagued.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Just to think about anything else for a minute, here's a screengrab from Sunday.

See if you can pick out Aaron Donald

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Kalli posted:

Just to think about anything else for a minute, here's a screengrab from Sunday.

See if you can pick out Aaron Donald



Incredible

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
That seems like a sensible blocking scheme

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Spoeank posted:

one positive covid test!!! We are cursed not plagued.

Sometimes his blessings are subtle before coming into full bloom

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Kalli posted:

Just to think about anything else for a minute, here's a screengrab from Sunday.

See if you can pick out Aaron Donald



lol

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

tarbrush posted:

That seems like a sensible blocking scheme

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Kalli posted:

Just to think about anything else for a minute, here's a screengrab from Sunday.

See if you can pick out Aaron Donald



This is good as hell

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



4pm CBS games map:



Red = Cowboys - Steelers
Blue = Dolphins - Cardinals

So how quickly does the entire nation get to see Tua Time?

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011

If this was a running play it would be a picture of him falling over by himself with no blockers around him

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Kalli posted:

4pm CBS games map:



Red = Cowboys - Steelers
Blue = Dolphins - Cardinals

So how quickly does the entire nation get to see Tua Time?

no one gives a poo poo about the cardinals or dolphins!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Kalli posted:

4pm CBS games map:



Red = Cowboys - Steelers
Blue = Dolphins - Cardinals

So how quickly does the entire nation get to see Tua Time?

The whole nation will see the cowboys and like it because AMERICA'S TEAM

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Kalli posted:

4pm CBS games map:



Red = Cowboys - Steelers
Blue = Dolphins - Cardinals

So how quickly does the entire nation get to see Tua Time?

I think CBS would be obligated until at least the fourth quarter before switching to MIA/AZ in the event of a blowout, but with size of the Stwwlewt' and Cowboys ' fanbases, maybe they'll stick with them.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The whole nation will see the cowboys and like it because AMERICA'S TEAM

America wanted the Bears last week.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Is this the eventual election map?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

^^^^ guess I'm not alone

Kalli posted:

4pm CBS games map:



Red = Cowboys - Steelers
Blue = Dolphins - Cardinals

So how quickly does the entire nation get to see Tua Time?

This map triggered me, I should have slept more last night

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Silly Burrito posted:

America wanted the Bears last week.

This was a good preview of the election where its clear America is out of its loving mind.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Is this the eventual election map?

If Andy wasn't dead, I would've Jebbed up this as his election map.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Kalli posted:

4pm CBS games map:



Red = Cowboys - Steelers
Blue = Dolphins - Cardinals

So how quickly does the entire nation get to see Tua Time?

Thank god for RedZone.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Here's a silly little thing, it starts off with a bang. Best same # quarterback matchups:

https://twitter.com/Dameshek/status/1324059218232500224

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Grittybeard posted:

Here's a silly little thing, it starts off with a bang. Best same # quarterback matchups:

https://twitter.com/Dameshek/status/1324059218232500224

Cam didn't play another #1?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

MD2020 posted:

the Stwwlewt'

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Kalli posted:

4pm CBS games map:



Red = Cowboys - Steelers
Blue = Dolphins - Cardinals

So how quickly does the entire nation get to see Tua Time?

Who the gently caress decided on this map? Why would I want to watch the Steelers blow out a team running their 6th string quarterback instead of two competitive teams jockeying for a playoff spot?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I can only imagine what a Cutler/Sanchez game would look like.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Grittybeard posted:

Here's a silly little thing, it starts off with a bang. Best same # quarterback matchups:

https://twitter.com/Dameshek/status/1324059218232500224

It's got to be Brady/Rodgers and I don't think it's particularly close.

Lol at #18 though. That might be the biggest disparity on the list.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

SKULL.GIF posted:

It's got to be Brady/Rodgers and I don't think it's particularly close.

Lol at #18 though. That might be the biggest disparity on the list.

Jamarcus is the second best #2 QB?????

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

SKULL.GIF posted:

Lol at #18 though. That might be the biggest disparity on the list.

Hell yeah, I remember this game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg2DKMsnmH0

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

SKULL.GIF posted:

It's got to be Brady/Rodgers and I don't think it's particularly close.

Lol at #18 though. That might be the biggest disparity on the list.

Hey, the Texans were poised to win the game until the rosencopter.

Also id argue #2 is the biggest disparity.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Grittybeard posted:

Here's a silly little thing, it starts off with a bang. Best same # quarterback matchups:

https://twitter.com/Dameshek/status/1324059218232500224

The #13 made me laugh, because Kerry Collins wore that number for all of 7 games with the Saints between his stints with Carolina and the Giants.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

SKULL.GIF posted:

Who the gently caress decided on this map? Why would I want to watch the Steelers blow out a team running their 6th string quarterback instead of two competitive teams jockeying for a playoff spot?

You have to remember that Cowboys fans are the Yankee fans of the NFL. They're loving everywhere outside of Dallas, so this is clearly catering to them, even if the Cowboys are complete rear end right now.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Silly Burrito posted:

Jamarcus is the second best #2 QB?????

Until fairly recently, 1-3 were kinda rare numbers for quarterbacks and usually used by kickers. The only other QBs who wore #2 I can think of off hand were Aaron Brooks and Chris Simms, so I don’t think there’s much chance for a #2 vs #2 battle.

There’s a reason why there is no #1 vs #1 included. Again off hand, you’ve only got Warren Moon, Cam Newton, and Kyler Murray, but after that it’s... uh... Jeff George in Atlanta, Don Majikowski in Detroit, and Randall Cunningham in Baltimore for a combined maybe five total seasons between those guys wearing that number (With Majik Man & Randall being backups).

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I'm guessing Alex Smith never played against another #11? Simms/White is a pretty damned mediocre matchup, although I guess Simms has rings.

I mean Alex Smith vs a generic #11 is also a pretty damned mediocre matchup, but I'd think it'd make the also ran part.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'm still pissed Mahomes was forced to abandon #5

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kalli posted:

4pm CBS games map:



Red = Cowboys - Steelers
Blue = Dolphins - Cardinals

So how quickly does the entire nation get to see Tua Time?

Show this to Trump. It'll be hanging on a White House wall in five minutes and a conspiracy making the rounds on insane Freedom.Fart blogs in fifteen.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Also watchin the Steelers dickpunch the Cowboys is gonna be a lot of fun.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1324094825088589825

Second time for him (first was a false positive)

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I hope his wife doesn’t get it, she’s got health issues.

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