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spacemang_spliff posted:yep that's a bump who put my username in the title before i even posted in this thread lol
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Al! posted:who put my username in the title before i even posted in this thread lol it's been there a while hasn't it? lol
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Once upon a moonlit night in the small town of Willowbrook, a quiet and charming place nestled deep in the heart of the forest, lived a woman named Emily. Emily was an adventurous and curious soul, always seeking to learn new things. Her latest fascination was with knot-tying. She believed that learning to tie different knots was not only practical but also a beautiful art form. One crisp evening, as the full moon bathed Willowbrook in its silvery light, Emily decided to venture into the woods to practice her knot-tying skills. Little did she know that this particular night would change her life forever. As she wandered deeper into the forest, she noticed an eerie yet enchanting howling sound that seemed to draw her closer. Emily's heart pounded with both fear and intrigue. The howling led her to a clearing where a magnificent wolf-like creature stood. Its fur glistened in the moonlight, and its eyes radiated intelligence and kindness. It was no ordinary wolf; it was Joe Biden, a gentle and wise werewolf. Joe approached Emily, his movements graceful and his eyes filled with a mixture of curiosity and warmth. "Hello, my dear," he said in a voice that was surprisingly human. "I couldn't help but notice your interest in knots. It's a useful skill, and I happen to know a thing or two about them." Emily was momentarily taken aback by the talking werewolf but quickly composed herself. "You know about knots? Can you teach me?" she asked, her curiosity overpowering her initial fear. Joe smiled, revealing his sharp yet friendly teeth. "Of course, I can. But before we begin, there's something you should know about me. I'm not just any wolf; I'm a werewolf, and I have a secret to share with you." Emily's eyes widened with astonishment as Joe began to transform under the moon's gentle gaze, his body elongating and reshaping until he stood before her in his human form. His kind eyes were now more human than wolf, and he extended his hand toward her. "I hope you're not frightened, Emily," Joe said. "I understand if you need time to process this, but I assure you, I am not a threat." Emily took Joe's hand, her heart racing not from fear, but from the overwhelming sense of wonder and excitement. "I'm not frightened," she whispered, her eyes fixed on Joe's. Over the following nights, Joe and Emily spent their evenings together in the forest, exploring the art of knot-tying and the secrets of Joe's werewolf nature. Emily was a fast learner, and Joe was a patient teacher, guiding her through the intricacies of different knots, from the simple square knot to the more complex bowline and figure-eight knot. As the weeks passed, Emily and Joe's bond deepened. They shared stories, dreams, and whispered secrets under the watchful eye of the moon. Emily learned that Joe's transformation was a gift, not a curse, and it allowed him to appreciate the beauty of the natural world in a way that no one else could. She also realized that their love was a rare and beautiful connection, transcending the boundaries of the ordinary. One night, as the full moon illuminated the forest, Joe knelt down before Emily and held out a knotted rope. "Emily, with this knot, I want to bind our hearts together, just as we have bound these ropes together countless times." Tears of joy glistened in Emily's eyes as she accepted the knotted rope. "I do," she whispered, her heart brimming with love. And so, under the watchful gaze of the moon, Joe and Emily's love story became a legend in Willowbrook—a tale of a woman who learned to tie knots from a gentle werewolf and, in the process, discovered a love that transcended the ordinary, forever binding their hearts together in a knot that could never be undone.
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Bump for every single page of the Israel/Palestine thread. gently caress Biden, gently caress the democrats, and gently caress Israel.
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Genocidin' Biden
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smug jeebus posted:Genocidin' Biden
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genocide joe
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"The other 'team' did [the bombing of a hospital]". gently caress you, Joe.
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Echo Chamber posted:bump
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Echo Chamber posted:bump dta dti
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HallelujahLee posted:genocide joe Yeah I didn't think I could hate Biden more but he keeps being a giant piece of poo poo
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smug jeebus posted:Genocidin' Biden
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Biden no: Healthcare, education, housing. Biden yes: Genocide, war, capitalism.
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HallelujahLee posted:may allah strike down the democrats
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Kreeblah posted:Biden yes: Genocide, war, capitalism. You repeat yourself
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Kreeblah posted:Biden no: Healthcare, education, housing.
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Bump for never supporting this genocide supporter and his party ever again.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Bump for never supporting this genocide supporter and his party ever again.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Bump for never supporting this genocide supporter and his party ever again.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Bump for never supporting this genocide supporter and his party ever again.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Bump for never supporting this genocide supporter and his party ever again.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Bump for never supporting this genocide supporter and his party ever again.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Bump for never supporting this genocide supporter and his party ever again.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Bump for never supporting this genocide supporter and his party ever again.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Bump for never supporting this genocide supporter and his party ever again.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Bump for never supporting this genocide supporter and his party ever again.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Bump for never supporting this genocide supporter and his party ever again. 
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Bump for never supporting this genocide supporter and his party ever
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