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Ooh, this is not good for Guiterrez, he's hit it straight into the bunker. We haven't heard anything but rumors from there lately but the consensus is that not only is Hitler still alive, but he's also really angry. Guiterrez looked to have fourth nicely in hand after the morning session but it looks like he's really going to have to work for it this afternoon. |
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"Morris standing at the tee now aghast as his away drive has hooked badly past the dogleg. He has no whistle, no dog and there are no sheep anywhere in sight. There's no gate to enter the green and even if he somehow got the sheep onto the green, there's not even a fence to keep them in." "You know Tom, it's like he didn't even come prepared for a sheepdog trial today" |
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Yinlock posted:Tom, this nomadic tribe of warriors has a millennia-old tradition of declaring an eternal blood-feud by throwing small, white stones at each-others tents. This year they appear to have set up shop in the fairway here on the 17th, which is just more pressure that Gallagher, who is still suffering from that wizard's curse from the 12th, doesn't need |
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Guiterrez has been taking a very long time about his approach shot to the 18th, and now he appears to have given it all up for the love of a good woman. A very long term move this, offering happiness, stability and an escape from the tightrope from poverty to wealth that all golf pros must precariously negotiate, but to do it at this stage of the game is really going to do nothing for his score. |
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Campbell seems to be developing a nasty late game case of the yips. I guess that's not too surprising after he was run down by a foaming pack of dogs on the 3rd earlier today. |
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"Halsett emerges from the bushes having proven to the all who would cast doubt that he is no longer a boy, but a man. But at what cost? I'll tell you, Tom. He's now 3 strokes behind the play." |
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Crowe approaches the 8th tee with some confidence apparent. Deservedly so after a fine performance on his last hole, with a sublime initial drive. He got past the greenkeeper with a combination of fireballs, teleportation and releasing a trained mole onto the green. However, he only has two lives left and is down to his last Plasma Blast, which he'll have to husband carefully on the back nine. |
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Let's see how Ells deals with the goblins now. He's prevaricating on the first riddle, seems to be asking whether he can get a pen and paper. Oh! He's thrown a bag of milk all over the goblins! Tom, I've been on the tour for nearly 40 years now and I've NEVER seen such a disgusting lack of sportsmanship. |
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A pall of green smoke is rising over the clubhouse now, indicating that the golf elders have performed the rites of golf jurisprudence. Katie, what's the word on the ground? Well Mike, Ells has been cursed with a four stroke penalty. That's right, he must stand in the water feature and receive four whiplash strokes of the razor-suckered tentacles of the kraken without blubbing before he is allowed back on the tour. |
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