Let's design a huge, gross burrito - THE BURRITO HAS LANDED

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Let's design a huge, gross burrito - THE BURRITO HAS LANDED

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

TheAardvark posted:

Components (to be expanded)

Tortilla: Whole wheat tortillas
Protein: Spam
Filling: Huitlacoche
Filling 2: Diced cornuchon
Filling 3: Kale
Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): Hellman's mayonnaise

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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

TheAardvark posted:

All right so I'm gonna go ahead and lock in a couple things here:

Beans: Chickpeas reconstituted in apple juice
Filling 1: Marshmallow fluff

Let us now focus on the star of the show: Proteins.

In honor of GBS I think one of the proteins needs to either be sardines or another delightful canned seafood product.

Imitation crab made by a disreputable brand.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2020 20:40

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