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Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Tortilla: gluten-free, preferably chick-pea/garbanzo based but anything else is fine
Protein: two poached eggs that have been cooked for as long as a hardboiled egg
Filling: the first vegan ready-meal item you see in the store, mashed into a paste
Filling 2: homemade mayonnaise but the oil MUST be sourced from a can of sardines in oil - sardines may be optionally added for a moral gold star
Filling 3: fresh mint - if unavailable, use 1 teaspoon dried
Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): the cheapest can of mushroom based condensed soup you can find, thinned to your preferred consistency with the liquid from a jar of pickled jalapenos.

Pyrotoad fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Nov 5, 2020

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