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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Let's design a huge, gross burrito - THE BURRITO HAS LANDED
 
super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


 The nerd rope was a nice touch but shame on HGB for not being able to finish

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014

Fruits of the sea posted:

I don't know what the consequences of eating uncooked rice are, but I can't imagine it would be pleasant. Stomach ache? Sharp rice shits? eurgh

They *MIGHT* soften in your stomach juices but that still sounds ducking awful

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014

Queen Victorian posted:

The egg salad should be made with picked eggs and Miracle Whip.

That actually sounds good as gently caress

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


 The Klub:
1st layer: tunaLutefisk salad melt with miracle whip, raisins, walnuts, one slice processed American cheese product
2nd: cold thick cut tofu slice, microwaved Turkey bacon
3rd: croutons, lite ranch dressing

All on that terrible Ezekiel sprouted bread

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014

take_it_slow posted:

the b-side burrito:

Tortilla: Two store brand pizza crusts.(you want huge this is how Freebirds makes a Super Monster, by using two large tortillas)
Proteins:
----Air: chicken livers fried in burned butter ..., seasoned well [and tossed w/ chopped pickled eggs]
----Land: bone marrow
----Sea: octopus
Fillings:
Wasabi peas [boiled in hot dog water?]
Natto
Brussel sprouts cooked in balsamic vinegar
Bulghur wheat, cooked in hot orange juice
Salsas:
homemade mayonnaise but the oil MUST be sourced from a can of sardines in oil [sardines may be optionally added for a moral gold star]
Magic Shell chocolate sauce
[condensed milk?]
[vermouth?]
cheese: pumpkin spice cream cheese spread
guacamole: instant pistachio pudding
cilantro: mint leaves

Other than the choc sauce, and sweet add ons, this sounds like something you'd pay 150$ for at a high restaurant as part of a tasting menu

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