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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I’ll make sure to order anything I don’t have ASAP.

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Also I can make the tortillas from scratch should you want to include anything horrible in that.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Lieutenant Dan posted:

Cover the whole thing in cbd oil

That you’ll have to send me lol that shits expensive

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Fermented pickles are delicious but I’ve never had cornsmut before

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Waterbed Wendy posted:

gross dessert burrito

Tortilla: fruit rollups stuck together to make a large 12inch roll-up
Protein: honey roasted ham from a generic deli meat pack (wet and stinky)
Filling: mini marshmallows after they have been left out on the counter for two days
Filling 2: a pack of Big Red
Filling 3: nature valley granola bars kept as whole as possible
Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): hot butterscotch sauce

Lol is there big red flavoring I don’t think I should eat gum

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I figured I’d be ordering lutefisk lol. I really like Dorian fruit though.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Jesus lutefisk is 50 dollars for the cheapest I can find, I’m a fuckin teacher come on lol

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Nordic fish may be out of my price range but bugs seem to be more affordable

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

13Pandora13 posted:

I always assumed HGB's moniker was from this article.

I woke up with the phrase stuck in my head the day before I registered it lol.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

bird with big dick posted:

You can get cat litter at a grocery store and it’s technically capable of being ingested.

How could u do this to me

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

dog nougat posted:

Malort

The beans are inconsequential at that point.

I have been trying to get Malort for years!

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Waterbed Wendy posted:

HGB is ominously quiet.

aides have said his mood is "very somber" and "that of a man about to krang a mess"

lol im excited

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

TheAardvark posted:

All right so I'm gonna go ahead and lock in a couple things here:

Beans: Chickpeas reconstituted in apple juice
Filling 1: Marshmallow fluff

Let us now focus on the star of the show: Proteins.

In honor of GBS I think one of the proteins needs to either be sardines or another delightful canned seafood product.

ordered the fluff and apple juice already had the chickpeas

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Ugly In The Morning posted:

While it is maximum gross it may make eating the burrito physically impossible. Someone opened a can of it at my EMS agency and the stank made four of us literally vomit. I can’t imagine actually putting it in your mouth if it’s not something you’re used to.

Yeah I dont think that would make for a fun video I dont think id actually be able to eat any of it lol, immitation crab was a funny one, also still up for sardines or bugs or whatever. Dont want to seem like im trying to get out of it but I think it would make all the other flavors pointless

edit-Gefilte fish is accessible to me and also something that I really dont like but wont make my house smell like rear end for a week.

HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Nov 6, 2020

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Scarodactyl posted:

If you haven't eaten bugs before let's leave them out. The rates of bug food allergies are high enough it could make this less fun if you eat a whole bunch all at once for the first time.

lol drat yeah pleas dont kill burrito

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

TheAardvark posted:

I have added a filling:

smoked oysters mashed with a fork and a bit of mayo or cream cheese to make a refried bean smear along the entire tortilla(s)

ordered why not both mayo and cream cheese?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I will add in gross things I think of as I go, I believe the correct spice for the oysters would be cinnamon

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Aruan posted:

Can you add a can of condensed milk to the beans? Or to the seafood?

Absolutely

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Who What Now posted:

So when is this burrito getting made?

Hoping for next weekend

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Can we get a final ingredient list I want to make sure I bought everything

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

TheAardvark posted:

Here's where we're at right now. Let's finalize the rest today?

Tortilla:
Beans: Chickpeas ala apple juice
Protein 1/refried beans: smoked oysters & company
Protein 2:
Sour Cream:Marshmallow Fluff
Salsa

I think we get another protein and decide on the tortilla/salsa and then anything else is gravy

I bought extra large nasty looking flour tortillas, I thought I was soaking them in tuna water lol

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I have blue cheese dressing but I’ll see what I can do lol

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I’ll be adding fish sauce and anchovy for sure

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
im still down to buy whatever seems like pop rocks or gushers would be good

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

The_Continental posted:

I really liked the vegemite idea, and i wish to double down on the nerds rope suggestion

ordered both lol

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

cnut posted:

i hope you don't get EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, HGB!

buddy i dont know what I ate but im already there. anyway im eating this thing Saturday

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I will be making the YouTube video of me preparing and eating the burrito this Saturday, anyone have ideas about how I can do it without showing my face/ie doxxing myself lol.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Chomp8645 posted:

Use Vtuber software to digitally transform yourself into an anime girl.

lol downloading it now

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Jesus Christ that’s terrifying lmao

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Soon


Might throw in some tang powder and vermouth also unseasoned white rice. I got light everything I could to make sure it was not good

HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Nov 20, 2020

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Ill be frying the oysters in apple juice and fish sauce any other spices I should add?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Ill be posting the video of me making the burrito at like 4EST tomorrow, would you rather the eating part be live or recorded ?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Bout to start filming now I'll have the video posted in an hour or two hopefully

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Chick peas cooking in apple juice is an interesting smell

HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Nov 21, 2020

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
The making of the huge gross burrito, you can hear me breathing heavily at the end because I inhaled oyster fumes and was trying not to vomit lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgccI_OOseg&feature=youtu.be

Sorry about the vertical filming the wife was too shocked by what was going on to remember but the eating will be horizonal video

HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Nov 21, 2020

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Scarodactyl posted:

Link is malformed.

should be fixed now, and lets just say this, I did not finish the burrito not even close, holy poo poo. Uploading the eating now lol

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
video is stuck at 0% processing every time I try to upload it not sure what to do

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIc5UiivC0g&feature=youtu.be

it uploaded so yeah ill post the ingredients if you make it and can eat more than me you can be ik for a month or give me a sixer once a day for a month or something.

I have decided not to endorse this burrito

edit- the wife is happy because I cleaned the kitchen and upstairs to make the video so all and all a good night lol

HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Nov 22, 2020

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Relax Or DIE posted:

every time your cat looks at you'll both know they saw you do this

I watched her barf while the other cat ate it immediately we are even now

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

TheAardvark posted:

I am legit surprised at the reaction to the chickpeas in apple juice. I was certain going in that the biggest hurdle would be the tuna juice tortillas.

I tried a little bit of just the tortilla after and it really was fine.

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