Its Coke posted:

yesterday at the pharmacy I met a really cool kid (roughly 10) in the Christmas aisle. she was so awesome, just making up stories and jokes to no one in particular about the toys. her voice kind of sounded like Entrapta from the new She-Ra. I went and chatted up her single mom in the checkout line, but she was just a basic bitch compared to her daughter. still I was strongly considering trying to get in a relationship with her, to be a cuck dad to the chill daughter just so I could hear various things she said all day

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