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The Shortest Path posted:The Loadbearers.
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Dec 11, 2020 04:38
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I suggest the noble cult name of The Pullumkin.
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Dec 11, 2020 04:53
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Quoting in case anyone missed it on the last page:Do Not Fear Jazz posted:Good stream, After Action Report coming up tomorrow. The Sphincter of Wordless Obscenities
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Dec 11, 2020 05:01
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RC Bandit posted:The Esoteric Order of Loadbearers. 
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Dec 11, 2020 05:04
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Our Little Sisters of Shark Maifus
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Dec 11, 2020 06:47
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RC Bandit posted:The Esoteric Order of Loadbearers. This is p good.
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Dec 11, 2020 18:10
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RC Bandit posted:The Esoteric Order of Loadbearers.
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Dec 12, 2020 05:57
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The Harem Heroes
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Dec 12, 2020 16:06
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The Order of SharAAAAHHHHHH MY LEGS!
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Dec 12, 2020 16:18
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Long-term Goals:
[ ] Great white shark(s) as pets
[ ] Colony hits 100 years in age [ ] All alive forum-based characters join the Colony [ ] 3rd generation colonists exist [ ] Anti-Matter Power Generation
[ ] Wireless power [ ] Full bionics Short-term Goals:
[x] Power needs met [ ] Maple hits a Chronomancy level high enough to unlock recall [ ] Hospital [ ] Unlock terraforming [x] Increase research speed [ ] Private bathrooms Imperial Titles:
Oak - Yeoman Start of Episode Colony Leaders: B'yleth Colonists: Oak Maple B'yleth Tsao Silentsnacks Trot Ashnjack Skullywag Murray Bravelittletoaster Deadmeat Prisoners: Goat Aesculus Tiispoon Smarty/Mai End of Episode Colonists Oak Maple B'yleth Tsao Silentsnacks Trot Ashnjack Skullywag Murray Bravelittletoaster Deadmeat Tiispoon Yevgeny Captn Splendid Prisoners: Teaspoon Aesculus Goat Smarty/Mai SA Player Status: Dragonshardz - Deceased Teaspoon - Ashnjack - Colonist Deadmeat5150 - Colonist Lebravelittletoaster - Colonist Silentsnack - Colonist Captain Splendid - Colonist SpaceGeneral - Colonist Aseculus - Prisoner Ep. 6 Synopsis: BUGS!  Started the episode at a slow pace, with two military aid convoys attacking an infestation to the north of groverhaus. We stayed barricaded inside our mountain, watching as the insects slaughtered all of our allies, and surely devouring their brains to gain their knowledge. It was a massacre, three different groups of humans (as traders had shown up later) were all mercilessly slaughtered by the intelligent bug species.   Once the remnants of the bugs had been dealt with, and the dead bodies of our former compatriots looted (THANKS FOR THE STUFF) we turned towards increasing the size of the base at long last. ((I am an idiot and used the plan feature instead of the mining commands and spent three episodes mad about priorities because I didn't understand why they weren't mining.))  A sudden influx of animals accustom to human interaction; a lovely group of huskies, some hermit crabs, and others. Suddenly our small colony was bustling with life. Unfortunately for the animals, it wasn't the kind of life we wanted in our colony. We herded a specific group of animals (cows, yaks, pigs) to a barn hastily built within the valley before slaughtering the remaining animals and anymore animals that showed up throughout the episode.  Seriously, this is too many ducks.  We spent the entirety of this episode slaughtering animals.  A freak weather incident caused globs of vomit to fall from the sky once again, much to the dismay of everyone involved. As our poor housekeeper cats attempted to clean up after the fury of twitch chat to no avail.  Another infestation would later plague the base, forcing us to perform our first real test of the entry way choke point and put our pawns at risk. With Oak, Maple & Tsao keeping the bugs on the far side of the bridge, Deadmeat Trot, Skullywag supplying covering fire & B'yleth healing we would eventually push the bugs back before destroying them. However, they did manage to destroy our advanced geothermal power plant. Minutes after the fighting ended, a group of travelers would arrive to give us help and support. Though we appreciated the gesture, we would have appreciated the framerate more.  WE YIELD TO NO BUG   We would eventually be hemmed into the base once more, this time by dinosaurs. As of this minute, these crazed, long-necked herbivores stand ever vigilant, waiting for a taste of human flesh.   Ashnjack we need to have a talk... 
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Dec 13, 2020 00:13
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Was trying to figure out why You didn't by any chance just go down the list clicking every button, right?  edit to correct: somehow it was Craftable Artifacts that borked the fabrication bench. Took way too long to debug but that's just the price of failing to notice I had ~350 mods active. silentsnack fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Dec 13, 2020 |
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Dec 13, 2020 00:28
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You're already locking me in a small room because of my degenerate, (as soon as I can get the points) cannibalistic, hendonistic ways. What more do you want from me? Edit: I now eat people 
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Dec 13, 2020 00:31
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Need to start cranking my druid magic til I can regrow limbs
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Dec 13, 2020 20:16
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Meanwhile, I'll just...hang out and rot? Jazz, I expect you to make me a shrine in lieu of resurrecting my gay rear end.
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Dec 13, 2020 20:58
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dragonshardz posted:Meanwhile, I'll just...hang out and rot? Your body is in a mass grave, if I get a necromancer I can bring you back.
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Dec 14, 2020 02:32
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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:Your body is in a mass grave, if I get a necromancer I can bring you back. Exhume me and put my in a properly decorated tomb. :girlbert:
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Dec 14, 2020 18:32
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dragonshardz posted:Exhume me and put my in a properly decorated tomb. :girlbert: A grave for a lich, with a research bench and a coffin for you to sleep in.
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Dec 15, 2020 00:25
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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:A grave for a lich, with a research bench and a coffin for you to sleep in. Acceptable.
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Dec 15, 2020 00:47
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Did a BUNCH off screen, and possibly got rimthreaded working, though it seems a bit buggy yet. Hopefully I can get it evened out and we can up around 300-500TPS for the streams!
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Dec 15, 2020 00:55
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I’m insane and if I get rim threaded working tomorrow night I’m going to do a 12 hour stream Saturday because I have three day work weeks for the next two weeks!
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Dec 18, 2020 04:37
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Rimthreaded works, playing around with it last night. Averaging 250 TPS even with 15 colonists. 2pm-2am? If I can manage it 
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Dec 19, 2020 12:17
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Inbred colonists? Starting to sound like a commune. Next we will get an actual shark and start making sacrifices!
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Dec 20, 2020 20:57
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BombermanX posted:Inbred colonists? Starting to sound like a commune. Next we will get an actual shark and start making sacrifices! I still haven't managed to get a pet shark to start down this path. 
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Dec 20, 2020 21:38
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If you made the Animal events cheaper you’d get one,,, eventually .
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Dec 21, 2020 06:01
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After three or four hundred ducks.
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Dec 21, 2020 12:44
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Due to my own amazing inability to play this game, half the characters are dead, and the other half are starving to death and bedridden. I'm sorry. 
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Dec 27, 2020 16:21
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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:Due to my own amazing inability to play this game, half the characters are dead, and the other half are starving to death and bedridden. I mean, you're missing the "and one is master of all the war crimes" to round out the Rimwolrd trifecta. Seems you've got a perfect hang of this game.
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Dec 27, 2020 16:30
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StealthArcher posted:I mean, you're missing the "and one is master of all the war crimes" to round out the Rimwolrd trifecta. Seems you've got a perfect hang of this game. Luckily (or unluckily) I have you all saved as characters now and there are hijinks afoot.
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Dec 27, 2020 19:22
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Not quite enough vomit, war crimes, and absurd mental breaks, but you're pretty on-track for understanding how to play the game. When you have a manhunting pack of squirrels threatening to tear you limb from limb if you open the wrong door, people are digging up corpses and dumping them on the kitchen table because they've been inside too long, and you're evaluating meals consumed by prisoners against medical experience gain potential via loss of morals then you will have mastered the game.
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