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pecan posted:this is highway robbery
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AAAAAAAAaa I WON! I NEVER WIN! Oh my god oh my god, ok so I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible. Mum and Dad for teaching me how to be so good at guessing numbers, my sister Rosie for always believing in me, Kev you are the rock that keeps me going in my darkest night, GaG for running this esteemed competition, of course the Academy for all that they do, Meryl Streep you always be an inspiration, Jeffrey of YOSPOS for keeping the forum running and saving us all from a wife beater *band starts playing loudly* Ah! Ok ok, I'll pick! Um... ooh... oh why is it so hard *band increases in volume* 9! I pick 9! |
# ? Nov 12, 2020 23:57 |
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Also legit lol that I got locked into one number and got it dead on
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# ? Nov 12, 2020 23:57 |
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pecan posted:this is highway robbery yipikayay, my friend \ i reckon i'd have to chose 3, to honour a fallen hero, nut, who's name has 3 letters.
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 00:10 |
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Our winners have chosen! Prof. Crocodile, show them what they've won! Rarity chose curtain #9 and gets to unwind with some ! Heather Papps chose curtain #3 and uncovered this fully uncovered (parental discretion advised)! Wowie and I thought that would be the hottest smiley we saw today! We better cut away for a word from our sponsors, before we get a word from our censors! When we return we'll introduce you to our newest smilies, and see if we can't bring them to life as well. Stay tuned! |
# ? Nov 13, 2020 00:58 |
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pecan posted:this is highway robbery This has been a rough month for nut based Byob posters.
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:01 |
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FluffieDuckula posted:This has been a rough month for nut based Byob posters. yeah, and where's pistachio? I haven't seen them posting in forever. it's like they never existed, it's crazy. |
# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:03 |
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attempting to locate snail button pls advice |
# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:12 |
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But I've been telling the folks in Games I'm not a gamer
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 07:54 |
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I like how when you say ! it looks like the lil guy is crashing into the exclamation mark Whew! That's some hot-rear end gastropod! I also must protest this banter. 2 is the poop number, and poop is funny |
# ? Nov 13, 2020 14:30 |
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Welcome back everyone! Let's learn a little more about our newest smilies! Smiley #9 is 'gaming' . It was created by itry to help solve the massive dearth of lifestyle-related smilies. Ever the craftsman, itry eschewed well-worn gaming tropes and stereotypes, and instead used physical comedy as the foundation of this commentary on contemporary gaming. This is how Leslie Nielsen would have gamed. Smiley #3 is 'nudesnail' . Created by luvcow, this smiley is a tribute to the fully sexual snails that haunt our dreams and waking hours alike, beckoning us on with their sultry wiles. These sexy snails are a venerable cornerstone of BYOB lore, but made a recent return this summer. This seems like the perfect time to introduce our special musical guest. Here to sing his hit song 'The Year of the Snail' please welcome the late great Al Stewart! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exdj-h193RE Folks, we seem to be experiencing some technical difficulties. But never fear, the BYOB Smiley Lottery will be back soon for round 3. Stay tuned! Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Nov 21, 2020 |
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well there goes our disney sponsorship sorry jeffrey |
# ? Nov 13, 2020 23:42 |
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is the new hotness, sorry , you've been my favourite for too long!
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# ? Nov 14, 2020 02:38 |
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humnan sexuality |
# ? Nov 14, 2020 03:58 |
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Every time I scroll I briefly read BYOB's Amazing Smile Lottery and am warmed. |
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1!
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google THIS fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Nov 18, 2020 |
# ? Nov 18, 2020 22:14 |
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69! |
# ? Nov 18, 2020 22:28 |
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No worries, the next round will commence soon, I'm just figuring out how to dual wield big project threads because there's another secret one coming up and you definitely will need smileys for that
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# ? Nov 18, 2020 22:30 |
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4!! |
# ? Nov 18, 2020 22:31 |
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6!
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 00:29 |
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Wait gently caress
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 00:29 |
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You done hosed up. |
# ? Nov 19, 2020 01:31 |
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I guess we're picking numbers for the 3rd round now? Or not? I'm confused; either way, here's a number: 68. |
# ? Nov 19, 2020 02:24 |
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Yobbers are bad at following directions That’s one of our most endearing qualities
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B
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 03:04 |
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*dubstep remix of intro music plays way too loudly* Welcome back to our yobber contestants and all the goons watching at home! It's time for Round 3 of the Amazing BYOB Smiley Lottery! It's been an action-packed lottery so far--full of smilies, surprises, and sexual snails. I am your host Goons are Groovy, and please say hello to my assistant the lovely Prof. Crocodile. These shoes hurt my feet. Big deal. My tie is cutting off circulation to my butt! But enough of our complaining, let's show everyone what they're playing for! Thanks GaG! Yobbers, so far 4 smileys have been revealed and uploaded for your posting pleasure. And the drawing for the next two starts... now! The rules are the same as last time, gang. I am thinking of a number between 0 and 100, and each of the two closest guesses will get to choose a smiley. Oh and by the way, those of you who guessed early will be disqualified from this round for violating subsection- Hold on! The sexy sidekick don't have that kind of authority! And in fact, since I'm already full of the Greebmas spirit, for this round only, I'll allow any premature guessers to keep their number, or post a new number if they want to change. This round of guessing will stop in roughly 24 hours (midnight UTC, 5 PM EST) on November 20. So hurry up and Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Nov 20, 2020 |
# ? Nov 19, 2020 23:48 |
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69
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 23:51 |
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I'll switch to 66
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 23:51 |
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7 honestly i have no idea how this thread works but GaG and Croc look *~fabulous~* |
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oh but seriously I posted:7 |
# ? Nov 19, 2020 23:53 |
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6- ok, uh, 99 |
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