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prepuce repurposed posted:

what's a good method for eating like half a jar fast

:thunkin:

the spoon is slowing down my protein intake

chop it in half, vertically, with ur katana, and then shovel handfuls into youre mouth



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Kaiser Schnitzel

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you can melt pb at a not very hot temp and then you could drink it? maybe not if it is chunky (the best pb, fyi)


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

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nice relaxing, hot mug of palm oilpeanut butter before bed


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


alnilam

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

nice relaxing, hot mug of palm oilpeanut butter before bed

mmm mmm just like maw and paw used to make

pecan

i found 6 jars of satay sauce pls help

Areola Grande

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pecan posted:

i found 6 jars of satay sauce pls help

:blastu:

FluffieDuckie

These things are to die for and I’m pretty sure you have enough peanut butter

https://tasty.co/recipe/no-bake-chocolate-peanut-butter-balls-buckeyes


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Areola Grande

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FluffieDuckula posted:

These things are to die for and I’m pretty sure you have enough peanut butter

https://tasty.co/recipe/no-bake-chocolate-peanut-butter-balls-buckeyes

almost enough 2 share hmmm

alnilam

Oh yeah buckeye is the best PB treat and it has some VERY tough competition

Areola Grande

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kind of like a homemade Reese's cup I guess?

FluffieDuckie

My daughter is dating into an Ohio family. They brought with them the knowledge of Buckeyes.

I told her her dowry would be a basket of Buckeyes and a 6 pack of Vernors.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

prepuce repurposed posted:

kind of like a homemade Reese's cup I guess?

Yep. But so much better.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Areola Grande

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I bet I could make some weed ones :twisted:

vanisher

Can you swap peanut butter and regular butter in recipes I wonder

Baked goods

Apple pie?



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Areola Grande

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vanisher posted:

Can you swap peanut butter and regular butter in recipes I wonder

Baked goods

Apple pie?

butter burger :stwoon:

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

FluffieDuckula posted:

My daughter is dating into an Ohio family. They brought with them the knowledge of Buckeyes.

I told her her dowry would be a basket of Buckeyes and a 6 pack of Vernors.

I know like 95% of the words in this reply, yet I have no idea what's it's referring to :stare:



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Areola Grande

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a buckeye is an Ohio nut that's supposed 2 be good luck when held. hth

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vernor's is a brand of ginger ale from michigan iirc




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Areola Grande

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more falafel please posted:

vernor's is a brand of ginger ale from michigan iirc

ty. Was wondering

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Put peanut butter on your smoothies, op

itry




prepuce repurposed posted:

what's a good method for eating like half a jar fast

:thunkin:

the spoon is slowing down my protein intake

Take pb jar, apply steady pressure until you get a diamond rich consistency. Eat diamonds.

As a bonus, it will help with your digestion. If you're an ostrich. Are you an ostrich, OP?

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Op the ghost of merle haggard came to me in a dream and I think your pb is a good omen

https://vocaroo.com/1epSRi8ovMmp

rainbow stew for all is coming soon


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Areola Grande

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Op the ghost of merle haggard came to me in a dream and I think your pb is a good omen

https://vocaroo.com/1epSRi8ovMmp

rainbow stew for all is coming soon



I'll try anything once!

Heather Papps

hello friend


take a pine cone and cover it in peanut butter and then roll it in bird seed and then hang it in a tree and then make friends with birds and squirrels!



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Gluten Free Dad

what do you need help with exactly? id help you slather your rear end in a top hat with it but honestly you should be asking your mother for help on that one

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
I can make this problem go away for you *tonight*, but you will have to do things that will haunt you.

Areola Grande

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:stare:

Areola Grande

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go on

Prof. Crocodile

Bright Bart deploys his patented 'reverse honeytrap' maneuver, ensnaring OP instantly.

pseudorandom



Prof. Crocodile posted:

two words: English muffins

Also, Crumpets

Disclaimer: I found a frozen pack at the grocery store, and I've been enjoying them with peanut butter in the morning. That said, I've never seen or tasted crumpets before this, so I have no way of knowing if these are imposters spread by the Big Fake Crumpet Industry. Either way, would recommend.


prepuce repurposed posted:

kind of like a homemade Reese's cup I guess?

Maybe buy some chocolate and make one giant Reese's cup.

Or, make several slightly smaller giant Reese's cups of various sizes, then stack them up like a wedding cake.

Kaiser Schnitzel

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prepuce repurposed posted:



I'll try anything once!

lmao

I mostly meant the haggard song rainbow stew but that also sounds fun


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biosterous




Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Op the ghost of merle haggard came to me in a dream and I think your pb is a good omen

https://vocaroo.com/1epSRi8ovMmp

rainbow stew for all is coming soon



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


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Areola Grande

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I've always liked the song Rainbow Soup by Merle Haggard but it always trips me up when he says "drinking" when describing his method of consuming said soup.

mmmmm mama's beef stew. don't mind if I grab a lil sip of that. *chugs*

:grin:





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Areola Grande

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also wtf is bubble up. sounds risky

FluffieDuckie

Chewbecca posted:

I know like 95% of the words in this reply, yet I have no idea what's it's referring to :stare:

Sorry - Ohio is a US state. They have a nut there called the buckeye and the Ohio state football team is called the buckeyes.

Those peanut butter candies I posted are called buckeyes and they make them at the holidays in Ohio.

vernors is a spicy ginger ale that was only regionally available around the Midwest where Ohio is. It’s now available everywhere but back in the day it was hard to come by

The implied joke (which since I’m explaining it means it failed completely) was that those items were so valuable they would serve as a dowry.

Sorry so stoned.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

Wow that was a lot of words


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

more falafel please

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i guess Chicago isn't so far from detroit or wherever vernor's is from but it was always around here

man now I'm thinking of canfield's and I really want a 50/50




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Areola Grande

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FluffieDuckula posted:

Wow that was a lot of words

joke explainer?!

Areola Grande

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thanks 2 ur ideas so far BYOB there was real progress last nite. The dog and I had 3/4 of one of these giant Skippy® jars.

feeling p good. however, after an unnamed but important morning routine activity was missing in action all day I'm starting to think we might be plugged up 4 good :(

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