I found 6 jars of peanut butter...pls help

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Macnult

spell �byob� on the top of a freshly opened jar

# ? Nov 11, 2020 08:17

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# ? May 2, 2024 01:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm doing this not just 4 u macnult. this is for my forefathers

pls excuse my Charlie pants. it's Charlie season out there

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# ? Nov 11, 2020 08:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

itry posted:

Take pb jar, apply steady pressure until you get a diamond rich consistency. Eat diamonds.

As a bonus, it will help with your digestion. If you're an ostrich. Are you an ostrich, OP?

I get that a lot and I'll tell u what I tell everyone. NUNYA

# ? Nov 11, 2020 08:51

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

bird is not a Pokemon type. sheesh. read a book bud

# ? Nov 11, 2020 08:52

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

FluffieDuckula posted:

Sorry - Ohio is a US state. They have a nut there called the buckeye and the Ohio state football team is called the buckeyes.

Those peanut butter candies I posted are called buckeyes and they make them at the holidays in Ohio.

vernors is a spicy ginger ale that was only regionally available around the Midwest where Ohio is. It’s now available everywhere but back in the day it was hard to come by

The implied joke (which since I’m explaining it means it failed completely) was that those items were so valuable they would serve as a dowry.

Sorry so stoned.

Are buckeyes like peanut butter cups cos those bad boys are pretty good!

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# ? Nov 11, 2020 12:31

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

prepuce repurposed posted:

pls remember us fondly

Free peanut butter and expired bud light? Livin the dream friend all your cares and worries will soon be behind u

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# ? Nov 11, 2020 14:29

biosterous

prepuce repurposed posted:

bird is not a Pokemon type. sheesh. read a book bud

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# ? Nov 11, 2020 14:41

Macnult

prepuce repurposed posted:

I'm doing this not just 4 u macnult. this is for my forefathers

pls excuse my Charlie pants. it's Charlie season out there

i hope your forefathers are just as proud as i am

# ? Nov 11, 2020 16:09

Prof. Crocodile

prepuce repurposed posted:

pls remember us fondly

dog seems p. excited to get his drink on. starting to worry about the dog tbqh.

# ? Nov 11, 2020 16:27

alnilam

Chewbecca posted:

Are buckeyes like peanut butter cups cos those bad boys are pretty good!

buckeyes are similar to PB cups but better imo, i think in part because the PB:choco ratio is higher, and also bc homemade

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# ? Nov 11, 2020 18:16

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biosterous posted:

wtf

# ? Nov 11, 2020 18:58

Prof. Crocodile

biosterous posted:

missingno�s name is Kevin? :psypop:

# ? Nov 11, 2020 20:34

google THIS

alnilam posted:

buckeyes are similar to PB cups but better imo, i think in part because the PB:choco ratio is higher, and also bc homemade

Had a coworker once who made some amazingly strong bourbon buckeyes every Christmas

# ? Nov 11, 2020 20:54

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

... bourbon buckeyes u say? I think we may have a winner here folks

# ? Nov 12, 2020 00:33

Prof. Crocodile

I just realized that I forgot to vote for this thread. I have made amends for my un-byob ways and voted :five:

, and would encourage others to do the same.

# ? Nov 12, 2020 01:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

it definitely isn't a 5. lol

# ? Nov 12, 2020 01:44

Prof. Crocodile

prepuce repurposed posted:

it definitely isn't a 5. lol

I am a simple man. dog eats peanut butter, I vote 5.

# ? Nov 12, 2020 01:48

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

prepuce repurposed posted:

it definitely isn't a 5. lol

You�re right each jar of pnut butter is 1 point so it is a 6 in my book (unless you finished a jar-update please :ohdear:

)

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# ? Nov 12, 2020 05:00

Escape From Noise

If you get busted for hoarding the PB, just tell them that this peanut butter is for your family.

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# ? Nov 12, 2020 05:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

it would be empty but we had a big, nutritious Wendy's breakfast today

# ? Nov 12, 2020 05:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

still no bathroom action :sweatdrop:

# ? Nov 12, 2020 05:18

itry

The PB is taking over from the inside :tinfoil:

# ? Nov 12, 2020 14:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

itry posted:

The PB is taking over from the inside

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# ? Nov 13, 2020 04:33

Prof. Crocodile

prepuce repurposed posted:

dog looks p. worried. or maybe hungry for more pb.

# ? Nov 13, 2020 05:30

Escape From Noise

Prof. Crocodile posted:

dog looks p. worried. or maybe hungry for more pb.

Whatcha gonna do when the PB gives out?

# ? Nov 13, 2020 05:43

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# ? Nov 13, 2020 05:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Dead Hippie Ghost posted:

lmao

this pb is never giving out. 5 jars to go. they're big

:confuoot:

# ? Nov 13, 2020 05:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

for comparison

I'll have u know I clean this fan every 6 months

# ? Nov 13, 2020 05:56

FluffieDuckie

I�m a little concerned about your household�s health right now. Perhaps eat a vegetable between jars?

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# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:36

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

FluffieDuckula posted:

I’m a little concerned about your household’s health right now. Perhaps eat a vegetable between jars?

celery and baby carrots in the mini fridge are always close at hand. having said that I'm no longer sure fiber will save me :eyepoop:

# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

It's bad. Ever been impacted from an internet joke?

# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

BYOB I hardly knew u. Tell drilldo I'm sorry for what I did. :cripes:

*pb-based final gurgle noise*

:troll:

# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:43

FluffieDuckie

This thread took a dark turn

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# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:52

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six creamy pounds heavier, an angel rises to heaven

# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Dead Hippie Ghost posted:

six creamy pounds heavier, an angel rises to heaven

# ? Nov 13, 2020 07:31

Escape From Noise

Dip celery into the peanut butter (PB)

# ? Nov 13, 2020 10:10

freezingprocess

Put it on your shoe when you at another dog owner's house and complain about their dog making GBS threads on the floor.

then lick it

# ? Nov 13, 2020 10:19

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

prepuce repurposed posted:

that's a question 4 my dog. he is excite

Who.... is... this man???

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# ? Nov 13, 2020 10:32

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

prepuce repurposed posted:

for comparison

I'll have u know I clean this fan every 6 months

At least Vegemite has never given anyone diabetes or constipation. God speed goon :patriot:

# ? Nov 13, 2020 10:34

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# ? May 2, 2024 01:39

Prof. Crocodile

Dead Hippie Ghost posted:

Starbucks Hermit, if you are still looking to finance a smiley, may I suggest :chloedog:?

# ? Nov 13, 2020 15:52

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