Taco Bell's new menu done goofed

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vanisher

What if we make a royal potato garden outside taco bell hq and tell them not to steal from it

# ? Nov 15, 2020 21:35

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# ? May 21, 2024 11:08

Escape From Noise

Taco Belle

# ? Nov 16, 2020 00:35

vanisher

More like taco smell

# ? Nov 16, 2020 01:07

Escape From Noise

vanisher posted:

More like taco smell

# ? Nov 16, 2020 02:17

take the moon: by sebmojo

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

i think its funny how everyone in the far side is a hideous freak

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# ? Nov 16, 2020 22:25

pseudorandom

take the moon posted:

i think its funny how everyone in the far side is a hideous freak

It truly is the most realistic comic ever made.

# ? Nov 16, 2020 23:24

STING 64

i worked at an old mcdonalds in a military base for a few years that felt like a time capsule. the art had the old mcdonalds mascots from the 90s on the walls, and it was one of apparently only six US locations and the only one outside of florida that still sold and produced McPizza because the McPizza oven was actually built into the restaurant itself when the mcdonalds was built there. the mcpizza wasn't good it was basically frozen crust and we were just shipped generic tomato sauce and had to use the cheese that was used for the chicken wraps and salads at the time. we would experiment trying to put pepperoni on burgers but it wasn't any good.

# ? Nov 17, 2020 19:27

Finger Prince

I will never forgive them for dropping the zesty steak melt.

# ? Nov 17, 2020 23:34

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

op do you think there's any hope for potatoes coming back because this is important

# ? Nov 18, 2020 00:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

the only fried things at taco bell are potatoes and cinnamon twists as far as I know. If they get rid of the twists too they can get rid of their fryers.

TL;DR: twists are probably next on the chopping block

# ? Nov 18, 2020 00:41

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

well, im prolly gonna starve to death, rip lmao

# ? Nov 18, 2020 00:42

more falafel please: forums poster

Kief Richards posted:

well, im prolly gonna starve to death, rip lmao

if you were getting the potatoes for vegetarian reasons, you can sub any meat in anything for black beans.

in other news I got Taco Bell this week and they were pushing the "grilled cheese burrito" so I figured what the heck, I'll try it, plus gimme a couple chicken soft tacos. saw them charge me for all of it and up charge for chicken??

except when I got home I had three beef soft tacos, and nothing else. I ate them obviously but what the heck

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 18, 2020 09:09

Prof. Crocodile

Prof. Crocodile posted:

This kind of blatant bait-and-switch is clearly the act of a desperate restaurant chain.

*Mr. Tacobell, nervously holds out fire sauce packet wrapped in napkin* "Uh... here's your s-s-soft taco, sir."

Pastor: (reading from the Bible) "Which of you, if your son asks for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a chicken supreme taco, will give him plain beef?"

Taco bell employees:

# ? Nov 18, 2020 14:53

snergle: A kind little mouse!

taco bell probably cut potatos because noone was buying their fries. they should of put them in a burrito and sold a so cal burrito. terrible at their jobs

# ? Nov 18, 2020 19:52

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

prepuce repurposed posted:

no

the only fried things at taco bell are potatoes and cinnamon twists as far as I know. If they get rid of the twists too they can get rid of their fryers.

TL;DR: twists are probably next on the chopping block

Do they even fry those? I assumed those were basically just pork rinds fried in a factory thousands of miles away. I doubt they need fryers for those.

snergle posted:

just when i thought taco bell couldnt get worse they go and TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES with grilled cheese burrito and grilled cheese chalupa

Wow that good huh?

# ? Nov 19, 2020 03:17

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

this aggression will not stand. im personally going to set myself and/or the taco bell hq on fire until they bring back the loving taters

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# ? Nov 19, 2020 16:51

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

its a transgression not just against the vegans, but potato aficionados everywhere. taco hell no

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# ? Nov 19, 2020 16:53

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Nosfereefer posted:

this aggression will not stand. im personally going to set myself and/or the taco bell hq on fire until they bring back the loving taters

Nosfereefer posted:

its a transgression not just against the vegans, but potato aficionados everywhere. taco hell no

An injury to one is an injury to all potato eaters!!!!

# ? Nov 19, 2020 18:33

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

If you think about it a baked potato with fillings is *like* a taco so the insult is doubled.

# ? Nov 19, 2020 18:49

Escape From Noise

Taking the CEO of Taco Bell hostage until they give in to my demand: a taco with a shell made of Flamin' Hit Cheeto

# ? Nov 19, 2020 19:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs