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Heather Papps

hello friend


hello i am tired of people trying to buy my weed, (i grew it it's mine), so i'm going to give it a very bad name.
please help me pick a terrible one. here are some of my first drafts.

panic attack
disappointed dad
meth
bellybutton lint
gramma's dandruff
dogbite
gently caress, alaska
automatic weapon
we need to talk
lego-foot
ginseng eyedropper
conscription
apple juice fungus

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Poop joint

Dead Hippie Ghost

tears for queers
afk -> you know me
sponsored by Healer LLC
how about just 'dimentia'

otherwise -> meth, we need to talk, grammas dandriff (the kids are already calling it gmaz d-riff)

Heather Papps

hello friend


i am a little worried that calling it meth may draw in a different and more aggressive crowd



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Prof. Crocodile

Cleveland steamer

Heather Papps

hello friend


i am a simple farmer. i want folk to buy my corn and pumpkins. ever since i sold ONE nug at the farmers market i have been accosted day and night. thank you canada, for making this legal, and also looking the other way as i grow much more than four plants at a time.

but enough is enough. i am going to give my weed an aggressively terrible name to stop city folk from pestering me.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Stoner Sloth

Heather Papps posted:

i am a simple farmer. i want folk to buy my corn and pumpkins. ever since i sold ONE nug at the farmers market i have been accosted day and night. thank you canada, for making this legal, and also looking the other way as i grow much more than four plants at a time.

but enough is enough. i am going to give my weed an aggressively terrible name to stop city folk from pestering me.

hmmm

Cats in the Cradle - it'll make middle class white dudes cry and noone wants to be crying while trying to buy drugs
Vote 4 Trump - if they do buy this, they won't tell their friends about it
Unethically Sourced - ditto
Oops All Gluten - they won't take the risk







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

funmanguy

What time is it?
BYOB - burning yummy obese babies

Literally poo poo from a butt

Jaguars!


Monsanto strain 88h-4c

SIDS Vicious


florida

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
Pueblo Milkwet





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SIDS Vicious


Flo Rida

Heather Papps

hello friend


piglet squeezin's
literally poison oak
tree jizz
shards of glass special
friend zone
unexpected funeral
dumpster juice



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Trying

cabbage patch crack

Manifisto


toenail clippinz
late fee lettuce
mouthsore juice
messy rebound
out of tp
sunglass scratchr

e: oops! obsolete iphone


ty nesamdoom!

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
chunderstorm

fiberglass

bloodlung

"this weed will kill you"

Greg

pseudorandom



Banana Buzzkill
Pineapple Penis Papercuts
Apple Already Ashes
Dragonfruit Existential Dread
Strawberry S.I.D.S.
Watermelon Wasted Life
Orange Boomer


fake edit:
Uh oh, Wikipedia is opening a wormhole:

Chokeberry (Aronia melanocarpa) Choking Smoke
Cocky Apple (Planchonia careya) Cock Block
Lovi-lovi (Flacourtia inermis) Lamenting Heartbreak

Trying

Bongzai Buddy

Ass-penny

Chad pubes.

Manifisto


bong clippy

"hi, it looks like you're trying to hit a sweet rip from this bong. how can I help?"


ty nesamdoom!

Ass-penny

If people in your area are extremely hung up on names just say it is common unnamed weeds from the train tracks.

I myself have never put much faith in strain names, especially since it is illegal still here who knows if you're getting the right stuff. I remember smoking at a party and someone asked what kind of weed I'd packed.
"Oh this is weed."
They were very disappointed.

Prof. Crocodile

rear end-penny posted:

If people in your area are extremely hung up on names just say it is common unnamed weeds from the train tracks.

I myself have never put much faith in strain names, especially since it is illegal still here who knows if you're getting the right stuff. I remember smoking at a party and someone asked what kind of weed I'd packed.
"Oh this is weed."
They were very disappointed.

Heather Papps

hello friend


"just weed" might work

or

pipe exploder
a hairball
moth dust
rickets supplement
windows upgrade
sad dog story
hobo winter
keyboard leavings
ants



i inherited 10, 000 small mason jars and janet, well - she's real excited about her label maker. i really am "in the weeds" here.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Ass-penny


Cat dandruff

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
cock and bong torture



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Trying

bud light

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

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the double o, or o o, or ohhh ohhh, 0%thc 0%cbd

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
mexican ditch kush

K2 II

old resin ball

Feet

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Wendy's™ Breakfast Menu

Vei
Afghan Polio (indica)

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unless your problem is that you are not high

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The Voice of Labor fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Nov 11, 2020

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cheevo

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
cat piss
dog poo poo
alpaca vomit
simian smegma
ur under arrest
everyone knows ur high
rectal glue



Finger Prince


Benzene Headache
Cosby Nightcap
Gutpunch Poison
Toluene Aldehyde Kush

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

dog food, tp

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biosterous




name it cloves, then you can tell people you are smoking cloves and they won't bug you for weed, also you'll be able to make friends with more goths



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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