agressively terrible names for marijuana strains

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Finger Prince

Stems and seeds
Shake
Ditch weed

# ? Nov 12, 2020 04:40

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# ? May 16, 2024 15:12

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

meth

Woah! You're not down with The Wu?

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# ? Nov 12, 2020 04:55

Escape From Noise

Evil Bob posted:

cat piss

Oh come on! Ski Mask is rad! You guys! come on! You guys!

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# ? Nov 12, 2020 04:59

Escape From Noise

Baby Coughin' (GET IT????) :dadjoke:

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# ? Nov 12, 2020 05:01

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

That 70's Strain.

# ? Nov 12, 2020 06:00

selan dyin

there's lots of bugs in here but we won't tell u that hehe wait oops

# ? Nov 12, 2020 11:25

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

soap

# ? Nov 12, 2020 17:16

The Voice of Labor: Can't post for 4 days!

smokum

# ? Nov 13, 2020 00:50

Prof. Crocodile

Stoner Sloth posted:

Professor Krokodil

Oh man it's times like these I regret being named after a flesh-eating opiate. :smith:

# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:35

Deep Glove Bruno: yung swamp thang

leprous dreadlock
krust-heart-attack.jpg
nuuk homegrown
booty moss
bleached dog turd
golden fibroid
untreated fungal infection
sphincter dreg
dusty honald
fatseed
torched orchard
ruddy ganglion
silica gel pack
sugar free gummi bear
pitchers mound
jar of 5-spice from 2006
herbes de provence
greasy rut
couch sniff
elephant house
rusty coughs
forgotten cabbage
dude I think I feel something
windowsill sweepings

# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:56

Heather Papps: hello friend

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

booty moss

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 13, 2020 02:12

TedHornsby: Refined Taste

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Baby Coughin' (GET IT????)

No.

# ? Nov 13, 2020 02:40

The Voice of Labor: Can't post for 4 days!

cumpt

# ? Nov 13, 2020 03:45

Prof. Crocodile

Golden Nolte

# ? Nov 13, 2020 04:21

joke_explainer

i�ll take an ounce of ripoff placebo please

# ? Nov 13, 2020 04:28

Escape From Noise

An empty sack labeled 3.44 oz

# ? Nov 13, 2020 05:37

The Voice of Labor: Can't post for 4 days!

north slope hermaphrodite

# ? Nov 13, 2020 05:55

Dead Hippie Ghost: tears for queers
afk -> you know me
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pipe scrapings

# ? Nov 13, 2020 05:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

uncle Rick

# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:00

Escape From Noise

Music Festival Toilet

# ? Nov 13, 2020 12:21

Deep Glove Bruno: yung swamp thang

dried barf
bum acid
dark tiding
alum
actually salvia
horst wessel
wet cardboard
mccormicks oregano
mass grave
dumpster juice
burst diap'
saltlick
sweaty car seat
rug trimmings
cluster migraine
silage
dustbuster filter
strom thurmond

# ? Nov 13, 2020 15:16

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

hey pack me a bowl of gorilla butt would ya

# ? Nov 13, 2020 22:01

The Voice of Labor: Can't post for 4 days!

poopsock

# ? Nov 14, 2020 00:14

Talkc: Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***

The worst name i could come up with sounds pretty bad in all terms..... especially for weed.

The Draft

# ? Nov 14, 2020 00:28

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

hey bro, can i get 5g of get the gently caress out of my appartment dave? no?

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# ? Nov 14, 2020 00:32

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

'sup man, do you still have some of that "i'm not doing this poo poo anymore, i've got two kids and stable employment seriously stop calling this number - ive already hooked you up w/ steve"?
yeah, no stress, how much you need?

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# ? Nov 14, 2020 00:36

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Nov 14, 2020 01:24

Talkc: Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***

I thought of a better worst one.

Kennel Furnace

Wait i think i lost the plot..... are you trying to sell this?

# ? Nov 14, 2020 01:53

FutonForensic

https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/herb-names.php

Thunder Garlic
White Creeper
Love Ginger

# ? Nov 14, 2020 01:56

The Voice of Labor: Can't post for 4 days!

Talkc posted:

The Draft

flyers reading this harvest, we're bringing back the draft

# ? Nov 14, 2020 02:04

Heather Papps: hello friend

Talkc posted:

I thought of a better worst one.

Kennel Furnace

Wait i think i lost the plot..... are you trying to sell this?

i am trying, very hard, to keep city slickers off my land. today alone i had 3 rings at my doorbell. 3!!!

each time i would grab a bushel of my prize winning sweet peaches and cream corn, because that is the only possible reason folk'd be at my door, when i find somma godforsaken, beret wearin', moustache wagglin', clean suspender sportin' FOOL requesting some of my marijuana. i don't mind selling a quad here or there to locals, ya know, but this is just rediculous.

i asked my neice for advice and she suggested this tactic.
i'm a simple man. i put the seed in the ground and raise it up till harvest. this i know. i was not born a "business man."

dang.... dang. that may just be the worst thing i can imagine, and maybe the most aggressively terrible name for a marijuana strain i could imagine.

"business man"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 14, 2020 03:04

The Voice of Labor: Can't post for 4 days!

*knocks on farm door

can I get 3.5 grams of the business, man?

# ? Nov 14, 2020 03:11

Heather Papps: hello friend

The Voice of Labor posted:

*knocks on farm door

can I get 3.5 grams of the business, man?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 14, 2020 03:12

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Pond scum

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# ? Nov 14, 2020 04:16

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

dick cheese

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# ? Nov 14, 2020 04:17

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Pandemic

# ? Nov 14, 2020 04:34

Stoner Sloth

FutonForensic posted:

https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/herb-names.php

Thunder Garlic

White Creeper

Love Ginger

Hate Spice
Fire Cudweed
Swamp Tea Leaf
White Seed
Remmo Bud
Mellow Peppermint
Sorrow Saffron

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