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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Area 51 does contain aliens. But they're the Alf kind of cool aliens and they're having a bitching time playing video games with the Air Force enlisted.

Mr Rogers never died but is biding his time to return to us when we need him most, Gandalf style. (Just got to slay that Balrog first.)

There is a shadowy cabal that controls industrial measurements to make sure you get slightly more when you buy by weight.

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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Kittens secrete allergens to make your eyes water because otherwise they would be so cute your heart would stop.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Shakespeare didn't write his early plays. His mother did but didn't want all the attention.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
You are being followed by men in dark suits and sunglasses.

They are hired by your friends & family to gather data on what kind of birthday gift you might like.

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