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Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

if you believe hard enough in Bitcoin, Bitcoin will believe in you :kiddo:

# ? Dec 22, 2020 21:53

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# ? May 4, 2024 10:42

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

# ? Dec 22, 2020 21:53

Tiberius Christ: Mar 4, 2009

etalian posted:

Lol

# ? Dec 22, 2020 22:31

Hedenius: Aug 23, 2007

Smythe posted:

girls prefer to use crystals & stuff =P

Opiate of the lasses.

# ? Dec 29, 2020 02:04

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

# ? Dec 31, 2020 01:42

Zedhe Khoja: Nov 10, 2017; sürgünden selamlar
yıkıcılar ulusuna

Crossposting from the future Turkey thread

# ? Dec 31, 2020 01:52

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

super sweet best pal posted:

Bosses are bad. The concept of a girlboss is being mocked because it acts like the problem with old bosses was that they were men and not oppressors of the working class.

yes, op, that si the premise of this thread. GENIUS !!!!!!!!!!

# ? Dec 31, 2020 01:58

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Hell ya!

# ? Jan 6, 2021 02:23

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Elaine Chao and Betsy DeVos resigned.

Just the latest victims of the glass cliff.

# ? Jan 9, 2021 08:07

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

# ? Jan 9, 2021 13:16

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

# ? Jan 9, 2021 20:42

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

Lib and let die posted:

hell yeah

# ? Jan 9, 2021 21:21

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Laterite posted:

hell yeah

Dr. Girlboss

# ? Jan 9, 2021 21:24

Ytlaya: Nov 13, 2005

DemoneeHo posted:

You heard of Boss Baby. Now it's time for Girlboss Baby!

https://twitter.com/Dreamworks/status/1331265066759450624

"You're not seeing double .... If you continue to see double"

# ? Jan 9, 2021 22:14

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

https://twitter.com/jackdaw_writes/status/1286001815608270848

# ? Jan 10, 2021 11:58

Bro Dad: Mar 26, 2010

Lib and let die posted:

# ? Jan 10, 2021 12:05

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Nothing like running a whole country and also going on a crusade with a Fail husband.

etalian has issued a correction as of 15:13 on Jan 10, 2021

# ? Jan 10, 2021 15:11

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Bro Dad posted:

didn't Girl Hitler get assassinated at some point

I haven't watched the show in forever

# ? Jan 10, 2021 16:39

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

Filthy Hans posted:

didn't Girl Hitler get assassinated at some point

I haven't watched the show in forever

while phantom limb is trying to convince underbheit and others to join his revenge society, he lists assassinating girl hitler as one of the great things they'll do, but it doesn't actually happen

rewatched that show twice in the past month and change. bring it back you motherfuckers

# ? Jan 10, 2021 17:28

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

Bro Dad posted:

YOU MESS WITH THE GIRL AND YOU GET THE HITLER!!!!

# ? Jan 10, 2021 17:38

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

An issue of grave national importance has come to my attention.

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1348145019408900102

# ? Jan 11, 2021 13:18

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Platystemon posted:

An issue of grave national importance has come to my attention.

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1348145019408900102

https://twitter.com/ashleyosborn/status/1348369646089457664

# ? Jan 11, 2021 13:37

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1348721745688211460

# ? Jan 12, 2021 10:17

DoubleDonut: Oct 22, 2010; Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/jenniferdoleac/status/1350147987490672644

# ? Jan 17, 2021 02:33

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Welcome to the republican party

# ? Jan 20, 2021 09:36

PeterCat: Apr 8, 2020; Believe women.

etalian posted:

Nothing like running a whole country and also going on a crusade with a Fail husband.

This sounds like an interesting story, who is it?

Also, I'm surprised/not-surprised at the number of Baroness + Ravage depictions there are.

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# ? Jan 20, 2021 14:50

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

PeterCat posted:

This sounds like an interesting story, who is it?

Eleanor of Aquitaine:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine

# ? Jan 20, 2021 14:58

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

oh, neat, my first guess was Matilda of Tuscany

# ? Jan 20, 2021 15:35

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

https://www.fox26houston.com/news/meet-the-bomber-pilot-who-will-be-leading-the-super-bowl-flyover

quote:

TAMPA, Fla. - Captain Sarah Kociuba has a pretty impressive resume. She�s a B-2 instructor pilot, has flown more than 90 combat missions, and has more than 1,700 flying hours in five different aircraft.

Come Sunday, she�ll be adding "Super Bowl flyover flight lead."

"It is very exciting, I am very humbled," she told FOX 13. "We are certainly doing our prep for it."

Kociuba, call sign "Gucci," will lead a formation in her B-2 Spirit, along with a B-1B Lancer and a B-52 Stratofortress. She says a lot of planning helps missions like these come together.

"We�ve been working for weeks making this plan very precise, so that we can execute it," she said. "So we�ll all brief together, and plan together, and make this rejoin happen."

Super Bowl LV flyover includes three bombers
The military flyover on Super Bowl Sunday is planned down to the second.

The bombers are coming from three different bases in the Dakotas and Missouri. It�s a mission that takes coordination, and precision timing.

First, they�ll meet up in a whiskey area � that�s military jargon for "restricted airspace" � before the pass over Raymond James Stadium and Super Bowl LV.

"We will rejoin very low altitude, very high speed and very close together in this whiskey area, and then we�ll work our timing, and then do the flyover," she explained.

# ? Feb 4, 2021 02:52

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

PeterCat posted:

This sounds like an interesting story, who is it?

Also, I'm surprised/not-surprised at the number of Baroness + Ravage depictions there are.

ultimate cartoon wife

# ? Feb 4, 2021 02:52

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Smythe posted:

ultimate cartoon wife

how the gently caress do I bump this 2 week old thread, and between when I post and then edit my post, you are here?

# ? Feb 4, 2021 02:54

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

how the gently caress do I bump this 2 week old thread, and between when I post and then edit my post, you are here?

secret/forbidden posting techniques.

# ? Feb 4, 2021 02:58

Bro Dad: Mar 26, 2010

Smythe posted:

ultimate cartoon wife

# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:03

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Bro Dad posted:

strong contender for sure

# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:04

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Smythe posted:

ultimate cartoon wife

Lib and let die posted:

# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:15

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Lib and let die posted:

life can be a challenge at times

# ? Feb 4, 2021 04:28

BIG HORNY COW: Apr 11, 2003

an actual dog posted:

girlboss v girlboss

When I was a kid there was a traveling exhibition that was at the Ft. Worth Natural History Museum that was a full-size Ripley in the power loader vs Queen Alien display that I had convinced myself was some sort of Mandela Effect false memory but that poo poo was real.

# ? Feb 4, 2021 07:03