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aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

urgently requesting assistance. did not ask for bobs, but got bobs when attempting to exchange poetry. am i being incriminated right now??

# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:19

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 09:45

Althalin: Putting the ham in Chamon

aldantefax posted:

urgently requesting assistance. did not ask for bobs, but got bobs when attempting to exchange poetry. am i being incriminated right now??

Looks like you're gonna go away for a long time. Sorry you had to find out like this, OP

# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:23

Prof. Crocodile

Don't be rude. Reply with a pic your own bobs. It's only fair.

# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:27

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Don't be rude. Reply with a pic your own bobs. It's only fair.

i asked about poetry instead but will report back after bob exchange

Althalin posted:

Looks like you're gonna go away for a long time. Sorry you had to find out like this, OP

oh no

# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:28

SIDS Vicious

im glad older hairstyles are becoming popular again

# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:30

Trying

gifting a lock of boob to my suitor :blush:

# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:34

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

write a poem about the boobs and send it back

# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:55

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Luvcow posted:

write a poem about the boobs and send it back

taking suggestion on poem about bobs. james joyce time? wait, he was more about butts

# ? Nov 13, 2020 02:11

Trying

your bobs overrunneth,
like my sink,
lol,
kindly let me gaze upon ur booty,
and,
then,
lend me 90 dollars
for a plumber

# ? Nov 13, 2020 02:20

TedHornsby: Refined Taste

Ask if she's a cop.

# ? Nov 13, 2020 02:39

pecan

nice, i guess ur married now op

# ? Nov 13, 2020 02:49

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

she mentioned that she is a tattoo model, is on instagram, and frankly hates it (the instagram part), to which i can empathize, as social media is no good

earlier it was mentioned that she was going to go "madturbate". what does it mean

# ? Nov 13, 2020 02:50

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

pecan posted:

nice, i guess ur married now op

oh no!!!

# ? Nov 13, 2020 02:51

TedHornsby: Refined Taste

aldantefax posted:

she mentioned that she is a tattoo model, is on instagram, and frankly hates it (the instagram part), to which i can empathize, as social media is no good

earlier it was mentioned that she was going to go "madturbate". what does it mean

fingering her funhole frustratingly

# ? Nov 13, 2020 03:32

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

TedHornsby posted:

fingering her funhole frustratingly

perhaps the three weeks she spent in prison recently is a tip off that she should relax a bit

# ? Nov 13, 2020 03:37

The Voice of Labor

op show bobs

# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:00

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

pecan posted:

nice, i guess ur married now op

mazel tov

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# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:03

Finger Prince

# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

The Voice of Labor posted:

op show bobs

# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:22

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aldantefax posted:

perhaps the three weeks she spent in prison recently is a tip off that she should relax a bit

she sounds 50's sunglasses cool. congratulation on marrying into that kind of clout

# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:32

vanisher

Finger Prince posted:

dang sweet bobs

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# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:33

vanisher

friend i'm sorry please show her how to behave by being a good example and don't shame her

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# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:34

Macnult

meet up in person and discuss more poetry

# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:39

Macnult

stare into her bobs. make like tracy k. smith and start spacing out into the bobs

# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

ask her if she takes pops

# ? Nov 13, 2020 06:48

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

vanisher posted:

friend i'm sorry please show her how to behave by being a good example and don't shame her

i said something to the effect of "I was not expecting that picture"

Macnult posted:

meet up in person and discuss more poetry

working on it. must be safe though!! maybe we shall become adventure buddies in the future

Macnult posted:

stare into her bobs. make like tracy k. smith and start spacing out into the bobs

i was actually looking at the picture sent over and was going "hm. this picture was taken today, but what am i supposed to be looking at here?" then, after about a full minute, i realized: this is a picture with boobs, and the boobs were intended to be in the picture

The Voice of Labor posted:

op show bobs

unfortunately, the bobs were unsent, which is a feature i did not even know existed.

Finger Prince posted:

can confirm pretty nice bobs

# ? Nov 13, 2020 07:33

Stoner Sloth

aldantefax posted:

unfortunately, the bobs were unsent, which is a feature i did not even know existed.

p sure they meant YOU'RE bobs (possibly and bits)

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