The dentist told me to get a night guard

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > The dentist told me to get a night guard

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The room full of monitors and the guards salary are expensive, but dental health is priceless.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2020 18:46

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 11:43

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I could do without the hourly patrols of my mouth, however

# ¿ Nov 16, 2020 18:46

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

I already have guards pacing my roof every night like I'm living in a freaking castle, and now my orthodontist thinks I need a retainer. What am I, a feudal lord?

"See this buildup? This is because you don't ost."

# ¿ Nov 16, 2020 22:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

Et tooth, decay?

Now that's what I call a pun

# ¿ Nov 19, 2020 04:34

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